Where is crowley?
I don't know!
Where's my brother?!
Cass, I think I might've found something.
[ coughs ]
Actually, you need to be worrying about yourself.
I'm fine.
You're dying.
You need more grace.
And metatron? Still in jail.
You're a good soldier, hannah.
Crowley: Your brother is very much alive,
Courtesy of the mark.
The mark needs to be sated.
Dean: Otherwise, I turn into a demon.
You can't stand that he's my best friend.
Together, we create the perfect hell.
Sam: I am going to find you.
I am going to save my brother.
Need some help?
I wouldn't do that. He's a monster.
Is he dead?
As long as you show up where I tell you to show up,
Your brother will be just fine.
I told him to let me go.
So whatever jam he's in now, that is his problem.
[ insects chirping ]
[ man grunts ] [ thud ]
[ thudding ]
No, please! Please!
Please don't! [ grunting ]
[ thudding continues ]
[ clatter ]
[ thud ]
[ punch lands, thud ]
Dad?
Dad.
[ voice breaking ] dad?!
Daddy.
Cole: And that was the night
That dean winchester murdered my father.
And that's...
That's why he's gonna die.
I'm sorry.
I'm not looking for your sympathy, sammy.
I'm looking for your brother.
So, why don't you tell me where dean-o is,
And then I'll let you go.
That's not gonna happen.
Really?
Now, you know your brother gave me the, uh, green light
To put one between your eyes, right?
Dean...
Dean isn't dean right now.
Hmm. Now, look, I don't know who you are --
Name's cole.
Listen, sam...
Every night... Since I was 13 years old...
Every night, I close my eyes...
[ inhales deeply ]
...And all I can see is your brother...
And all that blood...
And my daddy.
[ sighs ]
Now...
I know dean's family and all,
But he gave you up.
And you have no reason to protect him -- none.
So help me.
Please.
Look, I'm sorry about your dad.
[ breathes deeply ]
Whatever happened...
Dean had a reason.
I don't know how to tell you this.
There are monsters out there.
[ scoffs ] you don't think I know that?
I did two tours in iraq.
Special ops, darfur...
The congo.
I've seen suicide bombers and child soldiers
So hopped up on speed that they could barely talk!
Oh, but they could sure as hell shoot an a.K.
Not that kind of monster.
Don't tell me about monsters!
'cause I've met my share.
I mean vampires!
All right? Werewolves.
Monster monsters.
Look in the bag.
Go on.
Take a look. It's right there.
[ scoffs ]
I guess even psychos need to hydrate.
It's holy water.
Holy cow.
Look, I'm not a psycho.
And I'm not lying.
Well, you see, that's exactly what a psycho liar would say,
So...
See my dilemma?
I guess...
We are just gonna have to do this
The other way.
[ exhales sharply ]
[ warrant's "cherry pie" plays ]
¶ she's my cherry pie
¶ cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise ¶
¶ tastes so good, make a grown man cry ¶
¶ sweet cherry pie
¶ yeah
¶ whoa!
[ laughs ] no touching.
¶ well, swinging on the front porch ¶
House rules.
¶ swinging on the lawn
¶ swinging where we want you sure about that?
¶ 'cause there ain't nobody home ¶
¶ swinging to the left and swinging to the right ¶
¶ think about baseball, swing all night ¶
¶ yeah
¶ yeah, yeah go ahead. Pick it up.
[ scoffs ] and we're done.
Hey, hey, hey. Song's not over, sweetheart.
Time to go, jerkwad.
¶ 'cause she wanted me to feed her ¶
[ grunts ]
Where's dean, sam?
[ breathing heavily ]
Where is he?
[ grunts ] ¶ she's my cherry pie
Where is he?!
[ breathing heavily ]
¶ she's my cherry pie
¶ put a smile on your face 10 miles wide ¶
¶ looks so good, bring a tear to your eye ¶
¶ sweet cherry pie
¶ sweet cherry pi-I-I-I-I-I-e
¶ yeah
¶ sweet
[ groaning ]
[ groans ] [ grunts ]
[ screams ] [ groans ]
Shove it up your ass.
[ both breathing heavily ]
Okay. Okay.
Okay, okay.
I guess it's time to crank up the volume, then.
Huh? [ gasps ]
Right there.
[ ringtone playing ]
[ hammer thuds ]
Ain't you lucky, boy?
[ ringtone stops ]
Hey, darling.
No, I'm good.
[ sighs ]
No, everything's fine. Everything's just fine.
Go ahead. Put him on.
Hey. Hey, big guy. How you doing?
Now, no, no. Listen, daddy's really busy right now, okay?
I love you.
All right, I got to go, okay? I'm gonna have to call you back.
[ indistinct conversations ]
[ grunts ]
Move, grandpa.
[ laughter ]
Kids. Am I right?
In my day, we respected our elders.
Of course, back then, anyone over 30 was ancient.
Now 40-year-olds are still living with mommy,
Lying on okcupid, and taking pictures of their food.
What do you want, crowley?
A chat.
We need to talk about your... Anger-management issues.
[ faucet squeaks ]
[ sighs ]
[ seagulls crying ]
[ car door closes ]
Hannah: Here.
Let me.
Thank you.
Hannah, you don't have to --
You -- you can go.
You don't owe me anything.
I know.
But I want to stay...
And help.
Is that wrong?
No.
It's just...Very human.
It's a compliment.
Oh. [ cellphone ringing ]
[ beep ]
Sam.
You need to get to beulah, north dakota -- now.
I do? Yes. Crowley and dean were there.
We got to pick up their trail.
Good. Great.
Yeah, um...Not so much.
Cass...
Dean's a demon.
Dean's a demon?
How?
The mark -- I-I guess it --
It just messed him up. I don't know.
That is a vast understatement.
Right. Now, cass, listen.
I know you're not feeling so hot, but this is kind of
An "all hands on deck" situation here, so...
So... I'll meet you there.
Yeah.
[ beep ]
Are you sure about this?
If you wanted to stay behind...
I didn't. I just...
[ sighs ]
Castiel...
I think the winchesters are a bad influence on you.
Sam and dean may be a bit rough around the edges,
But they're the best men I've ever known.
And they're my friends.
I never get tired of looking at them.
All those stars.
[ horn blaring ]
[ gasps ] [ groans ]
[ indistinct conversations ]
Two shots here.
He'll have something fancy, with your tiniest umbrella.
So...
How you been feeling?
On edge?
Pent-up?
Unfulfilled?
You sound like a viagra commercial.
You know that, right?
This isn't about... Little dean.
It's about the mark. It changed you.
I've noticed.
And I know that you want to keep the party going.
You want to have fun, fun, fun
Till daddy takes the black eyes away.
The fact is...
You need to kill now.
Not want to, not choose to --
Need to.
There you go.
[ clears throat ]
Danke.
Face it, darling.
You're an addict. Death is your drug.
And you're gonna spend the rest of your life
Chasing that dragon.
So?
So...I'm here to facilitate.
You want me to kill for you.
I want you to kill for us.
Look...
You're going to snap eventually.
The anger, the bloodlust is gonna build up in you
Until you can't take it anymore,
And then...
So, the question is,
Do you want to spike a civilian
Or someone who has it coming?
Like who?
Like...
Mindy morris.
Caring mother...
Loving wife...
[ mindy moaning ]
[ both breathing heavily ] ...Cheating trollop.
After her husband, lester,
Discovered mindy's liaison amoureuse,
Heated words were exchanged.
In the end, mindy wanted a divorce...
And 50% of everything.
But lester --
Lester would rather give up his soul
Than half his junk.
We live in a very materialistic world.
Mindy's gonna die one way or the other.
Why not take the job -- feed the beast?
[ scoffs ]
Fine.
One-time deal.
Oh, there's something else
That I... Need to share with you.
[ engine rumbling ]
[ engine shuts off ]
I'm gonna have to run in to town for a new set of tires.
Could take a while.
You want to head inside and watch tv or something,
You're more than welcome.
Oh, and there's leftover three-bean surprise
In the fridge, if you're hungry.
You're very kind.
Well, makes up for me being an ax murderer and all.
[ laughs ]
Uh, sorry. Kidding. [ chuckles ]
[ inhales sharply ] ah, I see.
Thank you for everything.
[ dog barking in distance ]
I understand the three beans, but...
What's the surprise?
[ refrigerator door closes ]
[ vehicle approaches ]
[ engine shuts off ]
Hey!
[ sighs ] let me guess -- lester?
I...Who are you?
Who do you think?
Whoa.
Ohh! "ohh."
What the hell are you doing here, man?
Well, my contact...
[ chuckles ]
Yeah, he, uh -- he told me that, uh, this was happening,
So I just wanted to come down
And make sure it gets done right.
Ah. 'cause you're the expert, huh?
Listen -- and this is murder 101 --
When you hire someone to kill your wife,
You don't want to be around when the hit goes down.
It's called an alibi.
Yeah, I know what an alibi is.
I watch "franklin & bash."
Super.
Listen, you sold your soul for this crap, so --
It's not crap.
It's my life.
[ voice breaking ] and she flushed it down the toilet.
Les...
I'm gonna say something to you.
I need you to really listen to me.
You're a loser.
Your lady in there -- she's a north dakota 8.
You're a 4 1/2, max.
Now, I don't blame her for stepping out --
Especially if she found you were messing around first.
[ chuckling nervously ] no. Oh, no.
I-I wasn't...Uh --
How do you know?
[ chuckles ]
Well, you just got that, uh, pervy,
"I'd do anything to nail my secretary" look.
Oh. No.
T-that -- it's different when guys do it.
Really?
Yeah. It's called "science."
Oh.
Men aren't built for monogamy...
Because of evolution.
We're -- we're -- we're programmed, you know,
To -- to spread our seed.
Ugh!
[ crying ] ohh! Ow!
Like I said -- loser, with a capital "l,"
Rhymes with "you suck."
Yeah, well, you're a punk-ass demon!
And you work for me now.
So get in there and do your job, you freak!
And what are you gonna do? You gonna watch, huh?
Is that what you like to do, lester? Watch?
[ breathing heavily ]
Well, watch this.
[ groans ]
[ coughing ]
[ groans ]
[ siren wails ]
Bouncer: Hmm. That's the guy.
[ groans ] I called 911,
But he was gone before they showed up.
That dude get to you, too?
Oh, uh, no.
This is, uh, just a...Hunting accident.
Damn.
Yeah. Would you do me a favor?
If you do see him again, will you give me a call?
Yeah. You bet.
Thanks.
[ truck door closes ]
[ engine turns over ]
[ whimsical music playing ]
[ crunching ]
[ knock on door]
[ tv chatter ]
Hello.
Hi.
Did you have a good dream?
Well...
I, uh...
I don't really dream.
Why?
One time, I dreamed that my snot was a rocket,
And it shot into space and knocked down the stars
To make room for more rockets!
That sounds like some very special snot.
[ giggling ]
[ explosion ]
Kim: All right, you're good to go.
Hannah: We appreciate that.
Great guy you have there.
Oh.
We're not...
That.
Too bad.
Demon: At the end of the day,
We have to strategically calibrate expectations.
And so, by making these 64 small changes...
[ cellphone ringing ] ...I believe we can increase
Our demon-conversion rate by 0.03%.
Woman: Uh, sir?
Sir?
Kill me.
Uh... It's sam winchester, sir.
He's close.
[ door closes ]
Dean!
How did it go?
Fine. Fine.
Uh...
He's dead, and you're right -- I-I feel amazing.
"he"?
Uh, lester.
The client?
You killed the client?
Does it matter? He was a douche. Now he's a dead douche.
Of course it matters!
The deal was one dead wife for one soul.
The wife's not dead, I don't get the soul.
It's math.
Well...There you go.
Hey! Don't turn your back on me!
[ chuckles ]
Is something funny?
No, sir.
Mnh.
Good.
[ groans ]
What do you think you're doing?
Oh, whatever I want.
Really?
Because I think you don't know what you want.
Tell me, dean -- what are you?
A demon?
If so, why isn't lester's wife dead?
Did you feel sorry for her?
So maybe you're human.
Except you have those pretty black peepers
And you're working alongside me.
Why don't you do us all a great big favor
And pick a bloody side?!
Or what?
Hmm?
Go ahead.
Make a move.
See how it ends.
I ain't your friggin' bestie,
And I ain't taking orders from you.
When I need to kill, I'll call.
Until then, stay out of my way.
Fine.
It's over.
What can I say?
Crazy ones --
Well, they're good for a fling,
But they're not relationship material.
Are you done?
We're done.
You know what, dean? [ scoffs ]
It's not me. It's you.
[ door opens, closes ]
Maybe I should drive?
All right.
Good idea.
[ car door opens ]
Crowley: Hello, bullwinkle.
You miss me?
So much.
You're here for dean. I'm here to give him to you.
What?
The little prat's bad for business.
He's...Uncontrollable. Must be the mark.
Anyway, dean's your problem now -- again, forever.
Then where is he?
First, there's the small matter of my finder's fee.
[ swings creaking ]
[ seat belt clicks ]
Hannah?!
She's gone, castiel.
She took the express elevator upstairs.
To heaven? Why?
Mm.
Hello, beautiful.
[ sighs ]
Metatron.
I knew you'd come back.
That white-hot spark between us -- I felt it.
[ scoffs ]
I'm here about castiel.
[ sighs ]
Boo.
After you cast the spell to close the gates of heaven,
Was there any of his grace left?
And if there was?
Then I want it.
Well... [ chuckles ]
Everybody wants something.
Question is, are you willing to pay for it?
Are you willing to...
I don't know -- let me out?
Oh, come on. Don't look so shocked.
You knew what I'd ask for.
And you wouldn't have come here
If you weren't willing to pony up.
It doesn't make it any easier.
[ sighs ]
Fair enough.
So...
Let me sweeten the pot.
I have had time to...
Think.
And I've decided -- screw earth.
You pop that lock, I'll give you castiel's grace
And then scamper off to another planet --
Another galaxy, even --
And you will never see me again.
And in return...
You get cass back at full power --
Large and in charge.
And that's what you really want, isn't it?
Somebody big and strong telling you what to do.
Poor little hannah.
You're so desperate to be dominated.
[ gasps ] ow! [ groans ]
Watch your mouth.
Ah.
Like I said -- white-hot spark.
So, do we have a deal?
Castiel: No.
What are you doing?
Ugh.
You know perfectly well what she's doing, ass-tiel.
I had to. You are dying.
She's right. You totally are.
You shut up!
He said your grace -- it's still out there.
He's lying. He is a liar.
Hey, words hurt!
Listen to me, hannah. You don't want this.
I have seen what --
I've made deals born of desperation,
And they always end in blood and tears --
Always.
So I'm supposed to let you... Yes.
It's my life, and it's my choice.
And I don't want this.
I...
You're right.
I'm sorry.
You're wrong.
Not about the lying part. I am a terrific liar.
But there is some of your mojo left.
Not a lot...
But enough.
And it can be yours for the low, low price of --
Keep it.
Seriously?
I've made peace with my fate.
[ chuckles ]
Who's the liar now?
I enjoy thinking about you locked up in here,
Rotting until the end of time.
It's my...Happy place.
Yeah?
Uh...No.
I'll get out.
It may take a century.
May take a millennium or two,
But thdump will not hold me forever.
And when I'm free --
Here's a little sneak preview --
Everybody dies.
You...
You talk too much.
You should have killed me when you had the chance, castiel.
Dead man walking!
You heard me!
Dead man walking!!
[ notes play ]
Crowley: What are you, dean? A demon?
Maybe you're a human.
Pick a bloody side!
Hiya, sam.
Hey, harv, why don't you go grab a smoke?
[ door opens ]
Who winged you?
[ door closes ]
Does it matter?
Not really.
I told you to let me go.
You know I can't do that.
By the way, your, uh, pal crowley...
Sold you out.
Sounds like him.
Dean, hold on a second.
You don't have to do this.
Look, we know how to cure demons. You remember that?
Little latin, lot of blood.
It rings a bell.
Did you ever stop to think that if I wanted to be cured,
I wouldn't have bailed?
That was crowley.
It really wasn't.
[ liquid pouring ]
It doesn't matter, all right?
'cause whatever went down, whatever happened,
We will fix it.
Will we?
'cause right now, I'm doing all I can
Not to come over there and rip your throat out...
With my teeth.
I'm giving you a chance, sam. You should take it.
I'm gonna have to pass.
Well, I'm not walking out that door with you.
I'm just not.
So, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna kill me?
No.
Why?
You don't know what I've done.
I might have it coming.
Well, I don't care.
Because you are my brother.
And I'm here to take you home.
Hmm.
[ laughs ]
Ah!
"you're my brother, and I'm here to take you home."
Yeah, what is this, a lifetime movie?
Huh? With your [laughing] puppy-dog eyes?
Oh, thanks, sammy. I needed that.
You really think those are gonna work?
There's one way to find out.
[ coughing ]
[ gasping ]
Ugh.
[ gun cocks ]
Wow.
It's really you.
We met?
Talked on the phone.
Right. Right.
You're the guy who's supposed to put a bullet in sammy's brain.
Did you miss?
Well, I had a better idea.
I figure if I let your bro escape,
He'd go running to you,
And all I had to do was just tag along.
And now here we are, finally --
Dean winchester.
Great. A groupie.
[ chuckles ] you remember me?
Yeah, yeah. You're that guy from that thing.
Nyack, new york, June 21, 2003.
That supposed to ring a bell?
It was the night you gutted and murdered a man
By the name of edward trenton.
He was my father.
Okay.
"okay"? Well, hey, I'm not saying
I didn't slice and dice your old man.
I'm just saying that he wasn't the first,
And he certainly wasn't the last,
And they all just kind of get blended up.
I saw you... That night...
After.
You let me live. That was dumb -- real dumb.
[ breathing heavily ]
I spent half my life training for this moment.
I've played out this fight a thousand times in my mind.
And I know all about you, dean-o.
And you're good. Oh, you're real good.
But, you see, I'm better.
Prove it.
Take a shot.
Now, that's not payback.
[ sighs ]
This is payback.
[ grunting ]
[ groans ]
[ knife clatters ]
[ groans ]
[ groaning ]
You know...
And I'm just spitballing here, but, uh, maybe...
You are not as good as you think you are.
Oh!
You know kung fu?
I know everything.
[ laughs ] well, come on.
[ grunting ]
[ screams ]
[ breathing heavily ]
[ grunting ]
[ coughs ] what did you think was gonna happen, huh?
You just stroll up here and say
[spanish accent] "my name is inigo montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die,"
[normal voice] and I'd just roll over?
Well, that's just -- it makes me sad.
Ugh!
[ choking ]
You have no idea what you walked into here, do you?
None.
What are you?
I'm a demon.
[ gasps ]
[ grunting ]
[ breathing heavily ]
Do it!
You said if you saw me, you would kill me, so do it!
I guess I changed my mind.
[ sizzling ]
[ groaning ]
Stop! It's over!
It's over.
[ groans ]
A pleasure doing business.
What are you gonna do with it?
Toss it into a volcano, leave it on the moon.
I'll get creative.
Believe me,
I don't want dean getting his hands on the precious
Any more than you do.
Your brother knows I ratted.
He tends to hold a grudge.
I don't want to get...
Boned.
This doesn't make us square.
If I see you again --
Oh, stop it, samantha. No one likes a tease.
[ car door opens ]
[ breathing heavily ]
Give me every book you have on demons.
¶ hey, there, lonely girl
¶ lonely girl
¶ let me make your broken heart like new ¶
Sir.
It's time to move on.
¶ hey, there, lonely girl
¶ lonely girl
¶ don't you know this lonely boy loves... ¶
[ breathes deeply ]
This thing is filthy.
It's just a car, sam.
"it's just a...Car."
Wow. [ scoffs ]
You really have gone dark.
[ scoffs ]
You have no idea.
You know what, dean? [ scoffs ]
I saw what happened back there.
You could have killed that guy, and you didn't.
You took mercy on him.
You call that mercy?
Imagine you spend your whole life
Hunting down the guy that knifed your father.
When you finally find him...
He whips you like a dog.
[ chuckles ]
How do you think that feels?
That kid's gonna spend his whole life
Knowing that he had his shot and that he couldn't beat me.
That ain't mercy.
That's the worst thing I could have done to him.
And what I'm gonna do to you, sammy...
Well, that ain't gonna be mercy, either.