[laughs] Yes!
Time for a good old-fashioned knuckle-buster!
- [grunts] - [chitters]
Sorry.
I don't do old-fashioned.
[grunting]
[Squirrel Girl] Oh, it's on now!
Don't leave yet. [grunts]
You haven't even seen what we can do.
Embiggen!
[yells] What she said.
[Tippy-Toe chittering]
[angry chitter]
Sorry about the wax, Tips,
but it's time for Plan M59.
Go!
[chitters]
[thudding footstep]
[grunts]
Lay off the kawaii kaiju!
Did she run off?
Fat chance!
- [grunts] - [grunts]
But she might start running now.
Hey! I'm gonna get you!
[grunts] Get off my friend!
Squirrel Girl, what are you doing?
You've gotta give me some more space.
I can't stay this big forever. [yells]
[yelling]
[both grunt]
So much for the unbeatable Squirrel Girl and, uh--
I don't know-- bendy Ms. Marvel? [chuckles]
Sorry, S.G.
This isn't the epic team-up I pictured.
Agreed.
But I think it can be
if we just fight anime-style!
Huh.
With excessively big weapons?
No. By calling out our attacks, like this.
Rocket kick, now!
Ha-ha!
[both grunt]
Oh, you think you're the only animal that can climb?
Upside-down striking frenzy!
[yells]
[grunting]
Strike this!
Hey!
- [yells] - Good save.
Thanks, Double-M. [pants]
Now just keep me covered.
[Ms. Marvel] Gotcha! Oh, no, you don't!
[grunting]
Ugh! That's just unfair.
Web diversion assist into web-ball throw!
[grunts]
[huffs] I'm done with this.
Slingshot, now!
Hi-yaaah!
Flying squirrel!
Huh?
[both grunt]
[grunts] Of course I get away from S.H.I.E.L.D.
only to get caught by a pair of nobodies who aren't even interested in the truth!
We know the truth. You were supposed to be a hero,
and instead, you took someone's life.
That isn't what happened! [grunts]
But everyone's so caught up in dishing out punishment,
they never stopped to ask if I was actually guilty.
[sighs] Why would they?
I'm just another stupid kid.
- No one cares. - What do you mean?
[grunts] I mean, I didn't hurt anyone, let alone him!
For real!
Okay. Tell your story, Ghosty.
If we believe you, we'll let you go.
If we don't...
[whistles]
[squirrels chittering]
Well, let's just say you get to find out what a pistachio feels like!
Oh, please don't.