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Help me with
that pigeon head.
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I can't see anything.
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♪ ♪
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LINDA:
Who wants
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Mommy's Famous Pancakes
with a chocolate chip
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happy face on 'em?
I don't get why
they're so happy.
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They're about
to be eaten.
And then worse.
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I kind of want to slap
the smile off him.
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Aw. When you guys were little,
you loved Mr. Flapjack.
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Now you're just
a bunch of pancake poopers.
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(phone buzzes)
Dad, get it!
It could be the president
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of breakfast calling
to congratulate us.
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Hello?
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Bob, it's me, Critter.
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Oh, hey, Critter.
Hey, Critter!
Hi, Critter.
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Hey!
Hi, Critter!
So, how are you?
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Oh, can't complain, except
for the fact that I'm in jail.
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You're in jail?
Critter got
pinched.
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What happened?
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Uh, it's silly, really.
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I got stopped
for a broken taillight,
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and it turns out I owed $9,000
in unpaid parking tickets.
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Wow, that's a lot
of unpaid parking tickets.
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Bob, I'm in an outlaw
motorcycle club.
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We don't pay parking tickets.
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In fact, we make kind of
a whole big thing
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about throwing 'em out.
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♪ ♪
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(whooping)
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Mmm!
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But I got to pay off this fine
and get out of jail.
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That's where you come in.
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W-Wait, wait. You want me
to help you get out of jail?
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Jailbreak!
Tell him we're in.
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I'll put on a dress
and distract the guard!
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Yoo-hoo!
Just practicing.
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Listen, Bob, I need you
to sell my bike for me
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so I can pay off this fine
and get out of here.
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Can't you call Mudflap?
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No, Mudflap's
on a wilderness retreat
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called "Women of the Wild."
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They teach you
how to survive in the woods--
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which dirt's edible, how to
confuse a bear, stuff like that.
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Oh. Who's watching your baby?
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Sidecar's with the sitter.
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Look, I got a buyer lined up.
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He'll give you ten grand for it.
That'll cover my fine.
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Oh, I-I can't really
help you sell a motorcycle
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that's probably...
stolen, I'm assuming.
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GENE:
Narc!
Bob, the bike's
not stolen.
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It's made from stolen parts.
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Once you put them all together,
it's a brand-new bike.
Hmm.
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Here's what you got to do.
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Go to my apartment,
get my bike, go to the buyer.
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Another outlaw
biker guy?
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No, no, no, no, an investment
banker guy named Kenny.
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He's super straight-laced,
kind of a big nerd,
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but he thinks this biker stuff
will make him cool.
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So when you drop off the bike,
make him feel cool.
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He'll give you the money,
you pay my fine,
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I get out of jail,
we high five.
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Critter, I really wish
we could help, but...
(phone beeping)
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Bob, my phone time's up.
I need a yes or no answer here.
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No?
Damn it! I don't know why
I gave you that option.
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LOUISE:
So, let me get this straight.
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Critter asked you for help,
and you told him to rot in jail?
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Louise, that's not what
happened... exactly.
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I just hope
when we call you from jail,
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you'll help us out.
Yeah.
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Of course we will!
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And bring us a cake
with a smaller cake
smuggled inside it!
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So, we could stay here
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at our boring restaurant
all day,
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or we could help an outlaw biker
sell his motorcycle.
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This is a no-brainer!
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No.
Come on!
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We never do fun activities
together!
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This family is
falling apart!
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We're all just strangers
under the same roof.
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Guys, selling
a probably stolen bike
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isn't a fun family activity.
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Going to the zoo is
a fun family activity.
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Aw, I love the zoo.
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So many animals.
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Yeah, yeah.
(phone buzzing)
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I don't know
this number.
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That's exciting.
Hello?
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Bob, it's me again.
I'm talking on a butt phone.
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What's a butt phone?
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Well, it's a cell phone
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somebody smuggled in here
in an orifice of his body.
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Oh, okay.
Come on, I'm desperate here.
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You're the only one
I can ask for help.
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Why don't you just ask
the One Eyed Snakes?
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The biker gang
that you're the leader of?
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(muffled): I'm kind of on a
break from the One Eyed Snakes.
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What? I can't understand you.
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(muffled): I'm on a break
from the One Eyed Snakes.
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I still can't make out
what you're saying.
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I'm on a break
from the One Eyed Snakes!
MAN: Hey.
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Oh. Really? You left
the One Eyed Snakes?
What?!
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Great. Now everybody
in jail knows.
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I'm probably
gonna get picked last
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for riots and stuff like that.
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What-what happened?
I'm a dad now.
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I-I can't go out
till 6:00 in the morning
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and then get up
at 6:00 in the morning.
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I get it. Everything changes
when you have kids.
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I heard your penis
gets stretched out,
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and it's never
the same.
Gene.
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Also, I got a straight job
at What the Tech.
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It's an electronic superstore.
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Critter, that's great!
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I know, I know, right thing,
blah, blah, blah.
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But here's why I got to
get out of jail ASAP.
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I start today at 4:00.
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If I don't show up,
I don't have a job.
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And if I don't have a job, I
can't provide for my family.
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But I guess I could always
go back to robbing.
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Oh, come on, Critter.
Looting.
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Critter.
Coming up with more
and more interesting ways
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to sell crystal
methamphetamine.
Critter.
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But maybe you can live with
that; maybe I had you wrong.
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(sighs)
Okay, fine, I'll help you.
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Oh, thank you, Bob!
I'm eternally grateful!
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See you soon.
Love you.
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Bye. Love you, too.
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What happened?
You love him?
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Oh, I guess I'm gonna help
Critter sell his bike.
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ALL:
Yay!
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Lin, will you and the kids
watch the restaurant?
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I'm gonna go
to Critter's.
ALL:
No!
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I know you guys
want to go,
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but Lin, someone has
to watch the restaurant.
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I want to see
the baby.
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Come on, Dad.
It's either this or the zoo.
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And nobody wants to go
to the zoo except Mom.
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I love the zoo.
Fine.
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I guess we're closing
the restaurant
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so we can help sell
a mostly stolen bike.
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Yay! Close the restaurant!
Baby!
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Zoo!
Tina!
Oh. Right. Bike!
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Hi, baby! Boop, boop!
(phone chimes)
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Critter just texted.
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From the butt phone?
I'm waiting for a fart fax.
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He said to look for his
garage key next to the skull.
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Which skull?
There are, like, 20 of them.
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This one's cool.
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Hi. How are you?
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I don't know, I just
have a headache.
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So, Sidecar just ate,
and I have to go.
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Wait. What?
No, no, no.
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Critter didn't say anything
about watching the baby.
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Well, I have an exam.
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And the professor says
I have to start going to those.
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It's okay.
I can watch the baby.
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Lin, no, we...
Give me the baby.
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Oh, I got the baby!
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He needs his nap soon.
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And he's a little...
difficult to put down.
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And if he doesn't get
his nap, he's...
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I don't want to say
a horrifying monster,
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but, um, have you seen
that movie Monster?
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Oh, I can put him down.
I have three kids.
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I can still rock Gene to sleep.
Gene, come here.
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No! Stay away,
you sleep witch!
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Aw.
Okay, so call if
you need anything.
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But also, don't call
because I'll be in my exam.
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Found the key. I'm supposed
to take the motorcycle
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to a guy named Kenny
on Water Street.
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Great. How are we supposed to
get it all the way over there?
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I'll drive it.
No, Louise.
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I guess I'll roll it over.
(Louise grunting)
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That's bad ass, Dad.
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You know what?
(Sidecar jabbers)
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I'm just gonna put him
in the stroller,
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walk around the block, and I bet
he falls asleep right away.
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He just needs
an experienced mom.
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Come on, baby.
Ooh, the baby.
(laughs)
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(laughs)
I'm killin' it with this kid.
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I'm glad Mom has
someone else to smother
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so I can finally
grow up and...
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Ooh! Rattle!
Shake, shake, shake!
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Whoa!
Ah!
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Oh, whoops,
you got away from me! Huh!
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I got you back. You're safe.
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(Sidecar jabbers gently)
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♪ Sidecar thinks
I'm a fun Mommy... ♪
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Sidecar, do you like your name?
(jabbering)
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Oh, no. Yeah, I like it, too.
It's really... pretty.
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Oh, Hot Totties!
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I used to take the kids here
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when they were babies. Hmm.
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You're supposed
to be napping right now.
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But you know
what would be good?
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To go in there
and get you tired out.
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You want to go in?
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Just look at me and say nothing
if you want to go in.
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(jabbers)
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I-I said say nothing.
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(jabbering)
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Say nothing.
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All right, great,
we're going in.
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(Bob grunting with effort)
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This bike doesn't
sound well.
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Yeah, it doesn't
handle well, either.
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You know, you guys are
making this much harder.
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GENE:
And it kind of has an attitude.
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Hey, that guy keeps
turning when we turn.
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He's wearing loafers.
You know what that means.
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He's got pennies.
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TINA: Maybe he should use them
to buy socks. Am I right?
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(grunting)
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Let's see
if Preppy Pete turns, too.
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LOUISE (gasps):
He is following us!
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No, he's not, Louise.
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He's just coincidentally turning
when we turn.
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Maybe he's never seen a man's
back sweat as much as yours.
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My back's not...
Oh, my God, it is.
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Mm-hmm.
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(jabbering)
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Aw! That's nice.
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They get along,
don't they?
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Yeah. They're
baby buddies.
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What's this one's name?
Sidecar.
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What?
Si... Simon.
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Simon. Says.
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Well, that's a nice name.
Thank you!
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This is Jacob.
Hi, Jacob!
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I'm Linda.
And I'm Bethany.
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Mama.
Hey, he called me Mama!
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He's never... done that before?
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Ah... no!
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Well, this is
a special moment!
(jabbers)
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00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,356
Yeah, it sure is, because,
uh, I-I'm Simon's mama!
241
00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,791
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
242
00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,192
♪ Me and Simon. ♪
243
00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,760
Gettin' through the
world together, huh?
244
00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,162
Just us... two.
Yeah.
245
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,797
Right now, till
we go home later.
246
00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,599
Are you married?
Yeah. No, yeah.
247
00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,167
(door buzzer sounds)
248
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,168
Well, this is the address.
249
00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,202
(Tina and Gene grunt)
250
00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,370
Looks like
we lost our stalker.
251
00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,838
Louise, no one is stalking us.
252
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,807
Yeah, 'cause
we lost him.
253
00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,209
Are you Bob?
Uh, yeah.
Kenny, right?
254
00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,144
Critter's bike. Wow.
255
00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,013
You guys don't look
like One Eyed Snakes.
256
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,381
How dare you.
257
00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,949
You don't look
like a Kenny.
258
00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,384
Yeah, you look like an Ethan
or a Chad.
259
00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,852
Nice jacket.
A lot of zippers.
260
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,021
Not too many, right?
No, no, no, no.
261
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,823
Wait, are you being
sarcastic?
262
00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,058
'Cause I'm really sensitive
right now. I just bought this.
263
00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,494
Give us a twirl.
♪ Twirling. ♪
(whistles)
264
00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:52,864
Okay, let's fire her up,
but not without my mandana.
265
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,332
Uh, okay. Yeah.
266
00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,001
Time to go hog wild.
(grunts)
267
00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,235
Time to go...
(grunting)
268
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,470
Okay, time to go... (grunt)
269
00:08:58,472 --> 00:08:59,504
Hmm.
Okay, time to...
(grunts)
270
00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,972
Hog. Time to go...
271
00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,974
Let's try that again. Ready?
Time to go ho... Ow!
272
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,543
Time to go, oh, hog.
That's not it.
273
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,378
I'm starting to feel
bad for the bike.
274
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,013
Maybe it's just not time
to go hog wild.
275
00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,514
Ah, there. Ah. (laughs)
(engine starts)
276
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:10,982
There we go. Wow.
277
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,251
Nothing like the sound
of a 1,200-cc engine
278
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,887
in the body
of an outlaw hog, uh? (laughs)
279
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,556
Hey, we gotta split, man!
The meth house is gonna blow!
280
00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,090
I'm just kidding.
281
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,692
No, I'm not.
We gotta go, man, we gotta go!
282
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,495
Uh, Kenny, maybe we should
finish our transaction
283
00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:25,430
so we can leave, and then
you can keep doing that?
284
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,999
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Sure.
I'll go get the money.
285
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,569
I'm leaving it running
because I love the sound.
286
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,404
And not because you're not
strong enough to start it again.
287
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,672
KENNY:
Right!
288
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,574
(engine revs)
289
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,075
No! Stop!
290
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,743
What the...?
Where's my bike?
291
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,579
Preppy Pete
just stole it!
292
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,013
(gasps)
The stalker.
293
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,848
Well, great.
Now I can't trust stalkers.
294
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,021
See, that guy was stalking us.
295
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,257
This stinks!
This sucks!
Language!
296
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,758
Oh, God, I have
to tell Critter
297
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,260
that someone
stole his bike.
298
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,095
The bike that was gonna
get him out of jail
299
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,697
and put his life
on the right track.
300
00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,565
Would it be rude if
I just texted him that?
301
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,634
No, I should call.
You're gonna call
the butt phone?
302
00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,736
Yes, Tina, and please
stop saying "butt phone."
303
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,438
Can I have one more?
Okay, one more.
304
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,573
Butt phone. Actually, wait,
can I save it for later?
305
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,808
Fine.
Yes...
306
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,110
Hi. Can I, uh,
please speak with Critter?
307
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,445
Hold, please.
308
00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,713
Hey, Bob, are you here?
You got the money?
309
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,981
Hey, I talked to Candace.
Um...
310
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,983
Thanks for taking care
of Sidecar.
311
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,251
He's a sweet little fella.
'Less he doesn't get a nap.
312
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,621
Then he gets extremely violent
and he just starts swingin'.
313
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,888
Takes after his mother.
314
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,724
Uh, listen, Critter, um,
315
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,927
someone, uh, kind of...
stole your motorcycle.
316
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,962
Bob, I sincerely hope
you didn't say
317
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,230
what I think you just said.
318
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,299
Someone stalked us
and stole it!
319
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,101
He was wearing fancy pants!
320
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,335
Whoa, whoa, hold-hold on.
321
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,070
Did Gene just say "fancy pants"?
322
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,672
Yeah, he did have
nice pants.
323
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,940
Loafers?
Yeah.
324
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,341
Socks or no socks?
325
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,776
Um... no socks?
326
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,645
That sounds like Carl.
Carl?
327
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,480
Yeah, I called Carl first,
before Kenny.
328
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,783
He's another nerdy finance guy
who collects outlaw biker stuff.
329
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,418
Another one?!
What's with these guys?
330
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,120
I don't know.
I kind of get it.
331
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,354
They're trapped
in a world of numbers,
332
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,822
but their lives
don't add up.
333
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,424
All bills, no thrills.
334
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,759
Breaks your heart, really.
335
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,160
Carl tried to lowball me,
336
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,029
so I told him I was gonna
sell to somebody else.
337
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,797
That no-socks
son of a bitch
338
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,365
must've been pissed off
enough to steal it.
339
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,700
Well, should we
call the police?
340
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,202
Whoa! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. No po-po.
341
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,871
This bike has some stolen
qualities, remember?
342
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,372
Right, right, right.
343
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,775
Bob, I'm supposed to start work
in a few hours.
344
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,510
I don't want to put pressure
on you, but this is
345
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,678
my entire life in your hands.
346
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,513
I know, I know.
347
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:24,683
You've got to find Carl Lumpkin
and get my motorcycle back.
348
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,384
How am I supposed
to find Carl Lumpkin?
349
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,786
Oh, I know
Carl Lumpkin.
350
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,220
You do?
Oh, yeah sure.
We play squash.
351
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,156
He stole your bike.
He did what?!
352
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,792
Oh, that is classic Carl.
He also cheats at squash.
353
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,860
Is that Kenny?
Yeah. Kenny knows Carl.
354
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,295
Put him on.
He wants to talk to you.
355
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,997
Oh, boy.
Um, how do I look?
356
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,732
Amazing.
This is Kenny.
357
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,233
You know where
Carl Lumpkin lives?
358
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,668
Why, are you
gonna kill him?
359
00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,570
No, you are.
360
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,839
No, I'm just
yankin' your chain.
(laughs nervously)
361
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:51,076
I gotcha. I gotcha.
You got me so...
so good. Ah.
362
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,045
Now, what you're gonna do is
you're gonna go to his house...
Uh-huh, yes.
363
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,814
get your bike...
Uh-huh.
364
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,917
...and give my money to Bob.
Okay. Okay,
cool plan. Yeah.
365
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,585
Put Bob back on.
Really enjoyed
talking to you.
366
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,887
Bob, listen, if Carl
gives you any trouble,
367
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,255
you're the muscle.
Be tough.
368
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,890
Um. H-How do
I do that?
369
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,692
Intimidate him.
Make a threat.
370
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,094
Maybe something
in the stabbing department.
371
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,595
Ever stab anybody?
No.
372
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,363
Well, don't tell him that.
(phone beeps)
373
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,365
Ooh, Bob, got to go.
You don't get a lot of minutes
374
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,701
on these prepaid
cavity phones. Go get 'em.
375
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:19,571
Please tell me he told you
we had to stab somebody.
376
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,206
He did.
Yes!
377
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,007
Let's get stabby, Flabby!
378
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:23,742
Ow.
379
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,277
Look at 'em.
380
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,545
Might be too many baby cooks
381
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,247
in the baby kitchen, right?
382
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,449
(chuckles) Yeah, if you can't
stand the baby heat...
383
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,418
get out of the baby kitchen.
Get out of the baby oven.
384
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,253
It's oven.
385
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,122
(phone rings)
Oh. Oh, it's my husband.
386
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,190
Hi, babe. We're gonna
be a little late, I think.
387
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,593
Simon's still awake.
I'm trying to tire him out.
388
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,261
Who's Simon?
(whispers): Sidecar.
389
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,396
I'm at Hot Totties
with some fun young moms
390
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,699
and they think Sidecar's my son.
And he called me Mama.
391
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,968
And I call him Simon.
And we're just going with it.
392
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,803
Okay. Well,
393
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,038
Critter's bike got stolen
and I'm supposed to threaten
394
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,941
to stab this guy. So we're
gonna be a little late, too.
395
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,576
Huh. Well, I guess
my day's going a little better
396
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,445
than yours... Oh! Oh!
Oh!
397
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,447
Oh, God. He's throwing
fake food everywhere.
(yelling)
398
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,215
Oh. Right.
They said he gets violent
399
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,985
if he doesn't nap, so...
good luck with that.
400
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,553
Ooh!
Linda?
401
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,721
Bob, I got to go.
The other moms are watching.
402
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,456
Ow, ow. Oh!
(yelling)
403
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,325
LOUISE: Remember, Dad, your
biker name is Mustache Manny
404
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,827
and you once
ate somebody's eyebrows
405
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,228
for looking at you funny.
406
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,763
And you hate
cilantro.
407
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,431
Give me a Mustache Manny face.
408
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,766
(growling)
409
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,001
Chills.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
410
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,502
Look at you, Dad.
411
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,337
You're having fun,
aren't you?
412
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,740
No. Just trying to
get into character.
(man vrooming)
413
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,441
Wait, wait, shh, shh.
Do you hear that?
414
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,410
MAN:
You look at my bike again
415
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,145
and you're dead meat.
It's coming from
the backyard.
416
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,014
Yeah, I don't play by the rules.
(imitates revving engine)
417
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,415
Carl!
Uh-oh.
418
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,120
Hi. Uh, can I help you?
419
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,122
Oh, hey, Kenny.
420
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:47,025
Carl.
Super-duper cool
to see you, bud.
421
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,294
Uh, I cannot hang out right now.
422
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,429
I've got something on the stove,
423
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,598
and I don't want it to burn.
424
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,133
Oh what a coincidence, 'cause
you know what else is burning?
425
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,434
Your pants,
because you're a liar!
426
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,369
And that jacket
looks ridiculous on you.
427
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,371
I-I've gotten
a lot of compliments. Bye.
428
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,606
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
429
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,374
Carl, we know you have
430
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,676
Critter's bike in there.
431
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,311
Give it back. Now.
432
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,012
Or I'm gonna eat your eyebrows.
433
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,480
What?
434
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,382
I mean, I'm gonna st...
I'll stab you.
435
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,385
What Mustache Manny
the dangerous outlaw biker
436
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,856
is trying to say
is hand over the bike, pal.
437
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,024
Uh, I don't know what bike
you guys are talking about.
438
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,560
Oh, yeah? Then what's
the motorcycle shaped-lump
439
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,662
in your backyard?
Eh, that's not a motorcycle.
440
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,532
Oh, it's not? What is it then?
My, uh... horse?
441
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,967
TINA: Go on.
That is my outlaw hog!
442
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,201
Hey!
443
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,037
Aha!
Where'd my horse go?
444
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,206
Butterscotch.
Butterscotch.
445
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,875
(grunts)
446
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,177
That's how you do it, Kenny.
No!
447
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,178
Get off, get off! Get...
You're squishing my face!
448
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,546
Get off me. Get off!
449
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,248
Don't! Stop it! Ge...
Oh, my God.
450
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,083
Ge... Don't do that!
Aah! Stop it. Aah!
Oh!
451
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,150
Again, again!
452
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,318
Are you guys
okay?
453
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,553
Yeah. Just tell me one thing.
454
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,921
Did I look cool?
455
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,156
I think you know
the answer to that.
456
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:56,928
(distorted roaring)
457
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,864
(distorted):
(chuckling) He's fine.
458
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,066
He's okay.
459
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,568
You're okay.
460
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,336
Aah!
461
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,572
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
This is bad.
462
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,340
And we're
running out of time.
463
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,409
Kenny, you've gotta give us
the money. We gotta go.
464
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,710
No, I'm not buying
a damaged bike.
465
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,012
But you damaged it.
466
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,713
You know what? Carl really
seems to want it and I'm gonna
467
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,448
step back and graciously
allow him to have it.
468
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,350
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You should have it.
469
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,019
You-you look really good on it.
No, you know what,
it really goes,
470
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,620
You look--
no, it goes great
with your whole
471
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,122
backyard tarp thing you've
got going on here, so...
472
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,623
Hey, should we just
forget this whole thing,
473
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,692
and take it out
on the squash court?
Yes.
474
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,227
Squash it out!
Listen!
475
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,062
Somebody's fixing
and buying this bike,
476
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,697
and we're getting
Critter out of jail!
477
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:33,898
I nominate
Carl or you.
478
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,066
I second you.
I third.
479
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,301
Oh, my God.
480
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,869
Dad, quick sidebar.
481
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,971
I know who can fix it--
the One Eyed Snakes.
482
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,473
Louise, we can't go
to the One Eyed Snakes.
483
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,108
We don't really
have a choice here.
484
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,077
If these squares
aren't gonna pay to fix it,
485
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,812
the One Eyed Snakes
are our only hope.
486
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:48,980
Fine.
487
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,281
Kenny,
if the One Eyed Snakes
488
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,582
are willing
to fix the motorcycle,
489
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,717
would you buy it then?
490
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,385
Do I get to meet them?
Yes.
491
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,553
Yes!
Well, now I want it.
492
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,821
Well, except that I want it.
493
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,389
Well, I want it, though.
No, I want it.
494
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,924
BOTH:
I want it! I want it!
I want it!
495
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,292
Stop! Stop!
I want it!
496
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,827
Kenny, you come with us.
497
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,496
Carl, go back inside
and don't steal things.
498
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,397
You're not my mom.
499
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,066
What if he is?
500
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,234
All right, let's roll this bike
to the One Eyed Snakes.
501
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,136
Wait, I just want to say
good-bye to Butterscotch.
502
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,237
Butterscotch
isn't real.
503
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,505
Right, right, right, right.
504
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,240
Bye, Butterscotch,
just in case!
505
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,981
(One Eyed Snakes clamoring,
fists thudding, loud crashing)
506
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,249
Uh, maybe you kids
should wait out here.
507
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,784
Uh-uh, we started
this together.
508
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,319
We're ending it
together.
509
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,089
Yeah, like when we got
that 15-foot party sub.
510
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,957
All right, fine,
just stay near me.
511
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,459
That goes
for you, too, Kenny.
512
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,294
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
513
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,596
Hold-hold up, you want us
to help fix Critter's bike,
514
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,699
so you can sell it to Wolf
of Wall Street over here?
515
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,468
Kenny, hi.
No one introduced us. Big fan.
516
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,969
(growls)
(chuckling)
517
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,538
Kenny, Kenny? Kenny?
I'm sorry, got nervous.
518
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,107
Not now, not now.
Laugh when I'm nervous.
519
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,376
But don't you want to help
get Critter out of jail?
520
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,678
No.
Critter hasn't talked
to us in weeks.
521
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,279
Yeah, yeah,
and when we do see him,
522
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,881
he looks sleepy,
and he just feels
523
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,216
like he's never present with me.
524
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,684
Yeah, he hardly
wants any meth.
525
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,319
But he has to get out of jail.
526
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,187
He's starting his new job today
at What the Tech.
527
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,655
What?
Oh, God, see this is
what I'm talking about.
528
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,124
Are you kidding me?
I know!
529
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,392
Oh, wait, I-I don't think
530
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,060
I was supposed
to tell anyone that.
531
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,561
Loose lips, wide hips.
532
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,163
Listen, Bob, it's
not gonna happen.
533
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,998
Wheel that out of here.
Before you kick us out,
534
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,466
could I just get a couple
of selfies with you guys?
535
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,968
Okay, just don't
get my double chin.
536
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,536
Well, then you, I hold the
camera up like this, look.
537
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,904
Yeah, you hold it up.
See, and gooseneck.
538
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,372
And click.
539
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,374
(frantic humming)
540
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,809
♪ Sleepity-deedy. ♪
541
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,843
(gasps)
542
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:26,744
I did it!
543
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,745
I freakin' did it!
544
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,980
He's asleep.
545
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,415
Ooh, Bethany,
you're bleeding.
546
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,550
Oh, yeah, just a little.
(chuckles)
547
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,252
But Jacob was
throwing stuff, too, right?
548
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,720
Oh, it was a whirlwind.
549
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,588
No, it was mostly Simon.
550
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,057
Jacob was just covering himself.
551
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,491
He learned the word help today.
552
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,526
Help.
553
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,894
(shushes)
Jacob, shush, shush.
554
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,429
Please don't
shush my son.
555
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,364
Okay, look, you know,
so Sidecar got a little crazy.
556
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,666
They said he would be hard
to put down and it's true.
557
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,201
Who's "they"?
558
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,436
Yeah, and who's Sidecar?
559
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,904
Who said that?
What's going on?
560
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,173
I, uh, okay, okay, okay, yes.
561
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,209
I-I renamed this kid Simon
and I told you he was my son.
562
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,444
He's not your son?
563
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,445
Let me clarify.
564
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,513
I did not kidnap him, okay?
565
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,615
His father's in jail
and his mother's in the woods.
566
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,250
I mean, she's alive!
She's fine!
567
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,219
I'm just gonna
make a quick call.
568
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,954
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No phone!
569
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,622
Oh, look at that--
Jacob's getting into preschool!
570
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,357
(gasps)
What? Where? Which one?
571
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,560
(shushing rapidly)
572
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,695
Delete, delete, delete.
573
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,564
Oh, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
574
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,898
I like that one.
Send me that one.
575
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,899
Send it to me, too.
576
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,901
Looking at us laughing together.
577
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,570
Guys, will you please just
tell Kenny you'll fix the bike,
578
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,938
so he'll give me the money?
579
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,473
Bob, I said no.
580
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:29,974
We clearly don't mean
anything to Critter,
581
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,809
so he doesn't
mean anything to us.
582
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,644
Of course you guys
mean something to him.
583
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,780
You know what?
I'll bet he misses
584
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,483
raising hell
with all of you, uh...
585
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,151
Lovable scamps?
586
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,787
Right, so why don't you
try to meet him in the middle?
587
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,089
What do you mean?
Well, like, maybe you could
588
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,291
wake up early with Critter
and raise hell
589
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,127
before he has
to go to work or...
590
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,829
after work,
but before Sidecar's bedtime.
591
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,665
Like, commit a crime
or whatever you like to do.
592
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,100
Crime.
Right.
593
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,302
So you do that
before bedtime, right, guys?
594
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,171
I do my crimes before bedtime.
595
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,772
Tuckers me right out.
596
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,674
Ah, I guess we can be
a little more tolerant
597
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,276
of Critter's situation.
598
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,744
And other races.
599
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,912
Also, for the record,
600
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,081
having kids isn't that bad.
601
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,782
I mean, I've spent all day
602
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,851
doing this extremely
inconvenient favor for Critter,
603
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,421
but being with my kids
actually made it kind of fun.
604
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,589
Aw, that's-that's nice.
Aw!
605
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,624
You're welcome!
606
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,125
Ha-ha, you like your kids.
607
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,361
So, the motorcycle--
fix it, please?
608
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,196
Yeah, we'll-we'll fix it up.
609
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,697
And then you can sell it
to this square over here.
610
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,000
(chuckles) It's Kenny.
Or whatever you want.
611
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,268
Hey, you guys on LinkedIn?
LOUISE: Aw, Kenny...
612
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,836
ICE PICK:
Yeah, I am.
613
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,937
BIKER 1: Me, too.
BIKER 2: Yeah, me, too.
614
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,174
You sure you want
to work today, Dad?
615
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,476
'Cause we could find another
biker to get out of jail.
616
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,011
Like a naughty unicyclist.
617
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,646
No, I think I'm good.
Look.
618
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,114
It's Critter and Mudflap.
619
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,282
Oh, with my buddy Sidecar.
620
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,550
(door bell jingles)
621
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,618
Ugh! I can't
look at you like that.
622
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,620
I know.
I can't look at myself.
623
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,622
Yeah, at least
cut the sleeves off.
624
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,724
I tried-- my manager's
a 19-year-old boy
625
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,826
named Randy,
and he reamed me for it.
626
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,828
GENE: Mm.
Well, it is what it is.
627
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,697
We wanted to bring you
a thank-you gift
628
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,199
for helping me out
yesterday.
629
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,900
It's a phone charger
from What the Tech.
630
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,535
It might be broken.
It was in the discount bin.
631
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,904
This is a printer.
It's not a--
632
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,807
Phone chargers are, like,
really small, but thanks.
633
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,310
Damn, where were you yesterday
when I was in training?
634
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,079
And I brought you this from
my Women of the Wild Weekend.
635
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,180
It's a pine cone.
636
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,648
Aw...
Give it!
637
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,217
Well, we got to go.
638
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,052
Uh, we got to meet the
Snakes back at headquarters.
639
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,354
We got a nursing student
coming by to teach, uh,
640
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,523
infant CPR class
to the club.
641
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,391
She's also gonna sell
us a bunch of OxyContin.
642
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,193
That's, um, uh, huh.
643
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,896
Well, I'm glad things
are better between you guys.
644
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,831
Yeah, me, too,
Bob, me, too.
645
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,399
And, Linda,
you got Sidecar
646
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,367
to nap yesterday!
647
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,768
I did!
648
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,403
Incredible.
Question--
649
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,239
will you watch him next
weekend while we drive up
650
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,740
to Laconia, New Hampshire,
for Bike Week
651
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,208
and go absolutely nuts?
652
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,409
Uh, no.
Please?
653
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,544
Please?
No, no, no, no.
654
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,612
Worth a shot.
655
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,779
I could do it.
656
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,047
Hi, Sidecar...
657
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,415
No, Tina, no!
658
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,050
♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪
659
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,585
♪ On a butt phone ♪
660
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,187
♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪
661
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:57,455
♪ On a butt phone ♪
662
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,090
♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪
663
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,391
♪ On a butt phone ♪
664
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,260
♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪
665
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,728
♪ On a butt phone... ♪
666
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,364
(rock melody continues)
667
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:15,039
♪ ♪
668
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,944
♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪
669
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,479
♪ On a butt phone ♪
670
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,980
♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪
671
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,548
♪ On a butt phone! ♪
672
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,550
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00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,122
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676
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677
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678
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,833
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679
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680
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,971
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681
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683
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,345
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684
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,780
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without you there.
685
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,748
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686
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,250
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687
00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,652
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