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Louise: Uh, lower.
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L-lower.
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L-little lower.
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Just a tiny bit more.
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- Uh...
- Yeah, in the trash.
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Now, stomp it down with your foot.
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Louise, I'm beginning to think
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you might not care about Jimmy
Jr. winning this election.
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You're so wrong, Tina.
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I definitely don't care.
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Well, he's going to win.
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Henry Haber is the only other candidate,
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and his campaign slogan is "chess we can."
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Which game is chess again?
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The one with the checkers?
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Hi, Jimmy Jr., Zeke.
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Why is my campaign poster in the trash?
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Because it won't fit in the toilet.
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Doesn't matter... the math club did a poll,
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and I'm up by 95 points.
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We're talking landslide, baby.
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(Laughing): Here come the mud!
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- (Laughing): Okay, don't landslide me, Zeke.
- I'm gonna get you.
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- I'm gonna get you. Come on, come on.
- Ow. Ow.
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Why do you even want to
be president, Jimmy Jr.?
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To pick songs at dances.
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I hate it when it goes fast
song, slow song, medium song.
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I want ten fasts, then ten slows.
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Guys, shh, Haber-danger.
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Oh, hey, Habes... you
about ready to say Uncle?
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The election is still four days away.
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Ever hear of the tortoise and the hare?
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Uh, no.
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What're you sayin' about Jimmy Jr.'s hair?
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It's nice!
- I mean, "hare", like, rabbit.
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Well, your hair looks like a weasel.
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What? That's... (Laughing)
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- Fast song, fast song, fast song...
- Go, go...
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- fast song, fast song, fast song...
- Go, go.
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fast song, fast...
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All right, Jimmy Jr. for president.
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They got a lotta ladles.
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Ooh, I liked saying that.
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Lotta ladles, lotta ladles.
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Lotta ladles, lotta ladles.
- Bob: Lin.
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- Lotta ladles, lotta ladles,
- Lin.
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- Lotta ladles.
- Lin, look at this.
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What?
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A kitchen knife for $300.
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- $300?!
- You think if I pick it up,
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a giant rock will come rolling at us?
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Wha...?
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I'm talking about Indiana Jo...
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Who the hell's Indiana Joe?
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- Whoa.
- Bob?
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(Singing nonsense)
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Hi, Louise! (Screams)
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Crap! Millie!
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What are you sneaking up on me for?
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I have a new secret handshake for us.
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I bend your finger really far back.
- Ow!
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And you bend my finger really far back.
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And then into a hug-shake! (Groans)
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Stop hug-shaking me.
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Tina, get her off of me!
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Okay, um, can you let her go?
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(Sighs) So what's new, Millie?
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Oh, I'm just doing the fourth grade thing.
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You know, taking some classes,
squeezing in some recess.
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All that running around
doesn't leave enough time
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for my best friend over here, though.
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We're not best friends, Millie.
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Right, I'm your Nemesis...
we love each other,
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but we've got some history.
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You're not my Nemesis.
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We are, we're nemesises... ses.
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We're rivals who are also totally obsessed
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with each other... "fremesises."
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Oh, like Batman and Catwoman.
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And like socks and sandals.
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Millie, this is all in your head.
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We are nothing. Nothing!
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So we're on for lunch?
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No, we're not on for anything.
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I want a Millie-free zone around me,
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at least three lunch tables wide.
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Okay, three inches wide.
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Not three inches!
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Three tables!
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♪ Little bunny Lou-Lou ♪
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♪ Hopping through the forest... ♪
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I don't even know why we're talking,
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because I am not getting a $300 knife.
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No, of course.
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The Fukinawa is really only
for professional chefs...
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Well, I'm a professional chef, actually.
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Eh. Of course.
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- I am.
- Absolutely you are.
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It doesn't mean I buy $300 knives.
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That are "hand-forged
by a master blacksmith
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in his mountaintop workshop."
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Oh, boy, that's really good.
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- Why is that good?
- Are we doing this?
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Okay, I'm recommending a
24-hour cooling-off period.
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I think we're doing this.
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Here, hold on.
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Spread it around.
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Chess we can.
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Mm-hmm, thanks.
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Another Jimmy Jr. Voter, huh?
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I get it, he's everybody's friend.
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Yeah, I'm not really political.
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I'd rather be everybody's president.
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You're their friend, but you're their boss.
- Oh?
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You-you have power over 'em, to help them.
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Power...
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- To help.
- Power.
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Y-you're focusing on the power.
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Power.
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I should... I'm gonna pass these out...
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- Power.
- Over here.
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No. I'm running for president, Louise.
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(Laughs)
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Ooh, I love your poster font, Millie.
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They use it for horror movies.
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Uh, Mr. frond?
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A fourth grader can't be president, right?
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Don't be a grade-ist, Louise.
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It's a young person's job.
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There's a lot of burnout.
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Button? (Screams)
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Get that thing away from me.
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And good luck convincing
anybody to vote for you.
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Thanks for your support!
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(Laughs)
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Louise: Good-bye, Millie.
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With all the ballots counted,
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Wagstaff's new president is Millie Frock.
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Ugh, I don't believe it!
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Louise, can you come up here, please?
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I want to make an announcement.
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No, thank you.
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Wrestling team, bring her to me.
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Ugh, let me go!
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Home ec class, sew her to my side.
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(Louise gasps)
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Metal shop, make a metal sculpture of us.
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Choir, sing my new school anthem.
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(Choir repeats): ♪ Millie and Louise ♪
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Marching band,
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play the "Millie and Louise overture."
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Dance club, dance.
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Cheerleaders, cheer!
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No, no, no.
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Millie!
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Tina, wake up, wake up.
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Oh, what a coincidence.
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You watch me when I sleep, too?
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No, I want to join the Jimmy Jr. campaign.
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(Yawning): Welcome aboard.
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I'll show you how to use
the puffy paints tomorrow.
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No, I know how to use them.
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I want to manage his campaign.
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But, um, that's what I do.
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Shh, shush, just go back to sleep.
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When you wake up, you'll be
assistant campaign manager.
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- But I'm the...
- Shh!
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Sleepy, sleepy.
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Millie is already up
to one percent support.
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Our lead was this, now it's this.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what do you mean "our" lead?
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Did Tina die and make you campaign manager?
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No, I didn't die, I just fell asleep.
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Well, I'm really popular.
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I'm not worried about Millie.
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You should be.
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Last month we had to
name the class chinchilla,
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and Millie had the worst idea of all.
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How about princess little piddles?
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I said what everyone was thinking.
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How about princess Fluffy vomit?
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Right, Millie?
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Is that what you're going for?
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You're gonna ruin this chinchilla's life.
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Then we all voted.
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And somehow "princess little piddles" was
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the name the class picked!
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Millie gets her way.
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I kind of want her to name me now.
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On to campaign strategy...
we've got to up our game.
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I can make another poster...
maybe I dot the "I" in "Jimmy"
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with a check mark? It's a little wild,
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but it just might work.
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(Chuckles) That's a good...
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That's actually a really good...
- Yeah.
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No, no posters... print is dead.
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We've got TVs in the classroom.
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We need a commercial.
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The only thing standing
between us and a Millie-ocracy
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is Jimmy Jr.'s dumb pretty face.
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Ow.
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That's the new knife, huh?
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Yeah, it's so responsive.
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It's, like, connected to my brain.
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I think "chop", and it chops.
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Yeah, I got a hammer like that.
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Us guys and our tools.
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- Chop.
- (Falsetto): Right away, Bob.
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Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
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I think we got enough onions, Bob.
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Do I tell you or that car
payment you're holding?
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You can tell us both. (Sighs)
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It's a McLecklin, my hammer.
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You know that brand, Bob? McLecklin?
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I don't know hammer brands, Teddy.
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They're the best... they're
like the Meryl Streep of hammers.
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Ah, look at that slice.
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Uh, I'm not crying because of the onions,
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I'm crying because it's beautiful.
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And it's so thin, I could
actually use it as a tissue.
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Ow, ow, that's a bad idea.
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I made a video of my hammer pounding nails.
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I put a Natalie merchant song under it.
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Dedicated it to my dad.
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Yeah, but your hammer and my knife...
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(chuckling): It's not
really the same thing.
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Want to read some of the comments, Bobby?
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Uh, I don't... no.
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This guy... he says, "nailed it!"
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(Laughs)
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Oh, the Internet.
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Before we begin, we have a message
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from one of the candidates
for student body president.
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(Students groan)
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Settle down, it's not Henry Haber.
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♪ I'm Jimmy Jr. Pesto ♪
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♪ You know I am the best-o ♪
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♪ I'm cooler than the rest-o ♪
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He wrote the hot-guy manifesto?
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♪ We wish we were Jimmy Jr. Pesto ♪
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Key change!
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♪ I'm Jimmy Jr. Pesto ♪
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♪ You know me from the vest-o ♪
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♪ And I'm on a quest-o ♪
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To be the president-o?
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♪ You wish you were Jimmy Jr. Pesto. ♪
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Let's do this!
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(Screams)
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Oh, barf.
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I want to slap that kid.
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I know, right? Oh...
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I'm Tammy with Wagstaff school news.
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Our top story... did a
super lame ad take Jimmy Jr.
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From front runner to dumb bummer? (Buzzing)
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We got reactions.
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I felt like I was covered
in something gross,
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and I wanted to burn my eyeballs.
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Basically.
260
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I wouldn't braid his hair with your hands.
261
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What a (Bleep). Sorry.
262
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We pooped the bed!
263
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This station is biased.
264
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I'm sure most people liked it.
265
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This just in... Millie's
gained 30 points on Jimmy Jr.
266
00:07:55,483 --> 00:07:56,449
Oh, man.
267
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Okay, a little setback.
268
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Manageable.
269
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Now we know what not to do,
270
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so we go hard the other way.
271
00:08:01,188 --> 00:08:03,156
Hang on, kids, we're going negative.
272
00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:04,958
Gene: It's 3:00 p.m. at
Wagstaff, (Phone rings)
273
00:08:04,992 --> 00:08:06,493
And a telephone is ringing.
274
00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,495
The bake sale is out of snicker-doodles.
275
00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,930
Maybe that doesn't sound like a big deal,
276
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but it is because some
people really like them.
277
00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:15,502
Who do you want answering the call?
278
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A fourth grader with multiple tardies
279
00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:19,773
and multiple screws loose?
280
00:08:19,807 --> 00:08:22,342
Millie... too dangerous for the bake sale,
281
00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,511
too dangerous for Wagstaff.
282
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Vote for Jimmy Jr. maybe.
283
00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,416
That was mean. Now I know
who I'm voting for, for sure.
284
00:08:29,450 --> 00:08:31,418
Our big brother is mean?
285
00:08:31,452 --> 00:08:33,420
Is that what we're gonna turn into?
286
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I won't let you.
287
00:08:34,455 --> 00:08:35,655
I'm turning!
288
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Leave before I hurt you!
289
00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,925
Oh, boy.
290
00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:40,260
Tammy: I'm here in the studio
291
00:08:40,294 --> 00:08:43,263
with Millie, the victim of a
vicious Jimmy Jr. attack ad.
292
00:08:43,297 --> 00:08:44,664
Girl, how you holding up?
293
00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:46,032
(Sighs) I'm okay.
294
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,100
I'm strong.
295
00:08:47,134 --> 00:08:48,368
I-I have to be strong.
296
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For Wagstaff.
297
00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,705
You know what, negativity always backfires.
298
00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:54,007
Jocelyn does it all the time,
and it's lame, and she's lame.
299
00:08:54,041 --> 00:08:56,009
Not to be negative. This
is a great interview.
300
00:08:56,043 --> 00:08:57,344
You know, you're really good at this.
301
00:08:57,378 --> 00:08:58,545
I know, I know I am.
302
00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,213
I want to endorse you... can I do that?
303
00:09:00,247 --> 00:09:01,614
Mr. grant is shaking his head "no,"
304
00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:02,615
but I'm doing it.
305
00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:03,850
And I'm getting a new poll.
306
00:09:03,884 --> 00:09:05,285
Oh, my God, you're winning!
307
00:09:05,319 --> 00:09:06,453
Louise, what's going on?
308
00:09:06,487 --> 00:09:07,554
I'm supposed to be ahead.
309
00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:08,555
It's under control.
310
00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,190
Tammy just handed us the answer.
311
00:09:10,224 --> 00:09:11,558
Negativity backfires.
312
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:13,994
Which means it also, uh, "front fires."
313
00:09:14,028 --> 00:09:15,228
Change of strategy.
314
00:09:15,262 --> 00:09:16,296
Posters, on it.
315
00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:17,464
Everybody like bubble letters?
316
00:09:17,498 --> 00:09:19,299
I don't know, they're pretty flashy.
317
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:22,635
No, we go hard negative against Jimmy Jr.
318
00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,204
Huh? What?
319
00:09:24,238 --> 00:09:25,672
Try to keep up, pretty boy.
320
00:09:25,706 --> 00:09:26,873
Wait, what?
321
00:09:26,907 --> 00:09:28,308
Millie gets blamed.
322
00:09:28,342 --> 00:09:29,709
See, it's foolproof.
323
00:09:29,744 --> 00:09:31,144
I'm figuring this crap out, people.
324
00:09:31,178 --> 00:09:32,846
I'm feeling pretty confident now!
325
00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,214
(Groans nervously)
326
00:09:35,549 --> 00:09:38,018
Lin, I just cut a grain
of rice into six pieces.
327
00:09:38,052 --> 00:09:39,886
Come look.
- No!
328
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,020
- Teddy, look at what
my Fukinawa and I did.
329
00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:42,750
- Can't, Bob.
330
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,758
I brought my McLecklin in so I
can finish off this birdhouse.
331
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,559
Wait, what? You can't do that here.
332
00:09:46,594 --> 00:09:48,895
We're two guys with tools
we love, making it happen.
333
00:09:48,929 --> 00:09:50,897
Teddy, stop... you don't
compare a stupid hammer
334
00:09:50,931 --> 00:09:52,332
to a Fukinawa knife.
335
00:09:52,366 --> 00:09:53,833
Stupid hammer?
336
00:09:53,868 --> 00:09:55,735
- And your birdhouse.
- Oh, here we go.
337
00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:57,270
Oh, I understand.
338
00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:58,905
I understand that your
weeny grapefruit knife
339
00:09:58,939 --> 00:10:01,107
isn't half the tool my McLecklin is.
340
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,043
Not half! Take that back, Teddy.
341
00:10:03,077 --> 00:10:04,878
I'm not going to. You
know what, we'll settle it.
342
00:10:04,912 --> 00:10:06,680
- Okay, you're on.
- How do we do that?
343
00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,682
I don't know, it's probably impossible.
344
00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:11,084
Ugh, you men competing
over your little toys.
345
00:10:11,118 --> 00:10:14,655
The only way I'm gonna care
about this is if I get involved.
346
00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:16,889
Oh, I got it! Knife-hammer olympics
347
00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:18,291
I got to plan the opening ceremonies.
348
00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:20,694
Gene: Wagstaff has questions for Jimmy Jr.
349
00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,696
Why does he dance all the time?
350
00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:24,064
What's he hiding?
351
00:10:24,098 --> 00:10:25,732
Does he have to go?
352
00:10:25,766 --> 00:10:28,368
Why doesn't he stop dancing and just go?
353
00:10:28,402 --> 00:10:30,970
Tell Jimmy Jr. to go
to the bathroom already.
354
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,873
By the way, here's his fifth grade picture.
355
00:10:33,908 --> 00:10:35,608
It's terrible!
356
00:10:35,878 --> 00:10:38,478
Paid for by students of
Wagstaff of America for change.
357
00:10:38,479 --> 00:10:40,246
I'm down by 70 points?
358
00:10:40,281 --> 00:10:42,282
No one blamed Millie.
359
00:10:42,316 --> 00:10:44,651
Why won't people just think
what we want them to think?!
360
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,786
You turned Jimmy Jr. From hero to zero!
361
00:10:46,821 --> 00:10:49,456
It's not supposed to go that way!
362
00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:51,558
You took something beautiful,
and tore it to pieces.
363
00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:53,259
I don't even want to
hang out with him anymore!
364
00:10:53,294 --> 00:10:54,928
No, Zeke! No! No!
365
00:10:54,962 --> 00:10:56,329
I'm sorry, Jay-ju!
366
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,430
She wrecked you!
367
00:10:57,465 --> 00:10:58,665
(Crying): Oh, God.
368
00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,933
Okay, we double down!
369
00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:01,501
We go after Jimmy Jr. harder.
370
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,969
Nothing's off limits...
371
00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:04,604
the lisp, the weird brothers, dating Tina.
372
00:11:04,638 --> 00:11:06,239
I quit, Louise.
373
00:11:06,273 --> 00:11:07,607
Right, right. Take a break. Okay.
374
00:11:07,641 --> 00:11:08,942
Break's over. Back to work!
375
00:11:08,976 --> 00:11:10,243
Millie said if I dropped out,
376
00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:12,112
she'd let me pick songs at dances.
377
00:11:12,146 --> 00:11:14,014
It's all I wanted anyway.
378
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,115
After all I've done!
379
00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:16,983
Good-bye, Louise!
380
00:11:17,018 --> 00:11:18,084
Ha-ha! (Gasps)
381
00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:19,853
Ready to wear my button, Louise?
382
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,287
Never!
383
00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:22,956
Uh, Henry, hi, uh, hey!
384
00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:24,591
Meet your new campaign manager.
385
00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:25,925
First off, let's ditch those glasses.
386
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,160
Uh, no, thanks.
387
00:11:27,194 --> 00:11:29,095
I've seen what your help can do.
388
00:11:29,130 --> 00:11:31,197
But we've got to stop Millie
from becoming president, Henry!
389
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,932
Then maybe you should run yourself.
390
00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,601
You can manage your own campaign.
391
00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:36,770
The combination of you and
you should be unstoppable.
392
00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:38,705
Pretty sure you're being
sarcastic, but you know what?
393
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,440
That's a great idea!
394
00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:42,342
Louise for president, everybody!
395
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,578
Two more ears! Two more ears!
396
00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:49,456
I don't know Louis. Do you really think
397
00:11:49,457 --> 00:11:51,759
You can beat Millie?
- Yes. I'm way behind, but I've got
398
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,493
core grassroots support
from friends and family.
399
00:11:53,528 --> 00:11:55,595
And are you wearing a
freaking Millie button?!
400
00:11:55,730 --> 00:11:58,630
Well, you've been the one
acting crazy lately, not Millie!
401
00:11:58,699 --> 00:12:00,500
Because she's making me act crazy!
402
00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:02,268
That's how good she is!
403
00:12:02,362 --> 00:12:03,569
At least gene is loyal.
404
00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:06,195
And it has nothing to do with
Millie being out of buttons!
405
00:12:06,205 --> 00:12:06,995
Nothing!
406
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,940
Millie: Oh, Louise.
407
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,470
You're so obsessed with me. I mean,
408
00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:12,065
I run for president, you run for president.
409
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,615
Millie, I know you only
want to be president
410
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,217
so you can control people.
411
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,385
Control me!
412
00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:18,153
This election is about Wagstaff.
413
00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:20,856
Let's take the U and the I out of it.
414
00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,191
Oh, look, now it spells "lose".
415
00:12:23,226 --> 00:12:25,894
That was in Louise's name
all along and we never saw it!
416
00:12:25,928 --> 00:12:27,562
This is fun. Do "Tina".
417
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:28,830
Just wait for the debate, Millie.
418
00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:30,065
I'm gonna pin you to the mat.
419
00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:31,400
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
420
00:12:31,434 --> 00:12:32,801
(Whispering): And speaking of pins, Millie,
421
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,970
get any more in or not yet?
422
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,805
Here is how it works.
423
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,540
The knife and the hammer
will perform a series
424
00:12:38,574 --> 00:12:41,343
of parallel tasks designed
to determine the biggest tool.
425
00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:42,811
Better tool.
426
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,546
Bob, you will slice ten tomatoes
427
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:47,149
while Teddy pounds ten
nails into a board. Go!
428
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,084
- Going pretty fast over here,
- Teddy. Listen to that tone, Bob!
429
00:12:49,118 --> 00:12:50,819
- That's McLecklin, baby!
- Fukinawa's in charge!
430
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,254
- Don't hit your thumb!
- Don't cut off your pinky!
431
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:53,021
- Done!
- Done!
432
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:53,555
- Tie!
433
00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:54,589
Round two. Switch stations.
434
00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:56,358
Bob, pry up Teddy's nails.
435
00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:58,593
Teddy, nail Bob's tomatoes
back together and go!
436
00:12:58,628 --> 00:12:59,928
Nail tomatoes?
437
00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:01,263
All right, I took a shot.
438
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:03,432
It took you a day to think of this?
439
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:04,700
Frond: The next question
440
00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:05,767
is to Louise.
441
00:13:05,802 --> 00:13:07,035
What makes you best qualified
442
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,103
to be president?
443
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:09,204
It's pretty simple.
444
00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:10,405
I'm not Millie.
445
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,506
People, Millie doesn't
446
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,941
even want to be president.
447
00:13:12,975 --> 00:13:15,010
She just wants to be in my business.
448
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,078
Live in my head
449
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,212
and attach herself
450
00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:18,280
like a conjoined twin.
451
00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:19,881
Growing out of my side one leg,
452
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,583
one arm, and a head on my head.
453
00:13:21,617 --> 00:13:23,552
Good answer. Thank you.
454
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:24,619
Uh, okay.
455
00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:26,254
Millie, you have the floor.
456
00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:27,356
You've heard my platform.
457
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,390
I would like to add that
458
00:13:28,424 --> 00:13:29,424
I would increase the budget
459
00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:30,525
for student counseling
460
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,593
so that Louise can get the help
461
00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:33,095
she clearly needs.
462
00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:35,230
The help that I need?! That's like...
463
00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:36,632
I'm also for longer recesses,
464
00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:37,866
a besties system,
465
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,368
and bigger desserts!
466
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,770
Yeah!
467
00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:44,106
Wait. Back up. "A besties system"?
468
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,440
I'm moderating, Louise!
469
00:13:45,475 --> 00:13:47,042
"A besties system"?
470
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,311
"Besties"... it stands
for "buddying-up everyone
471
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:52,047
with someone to improve
the experience of school."
472
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,249
That's elegant. She's
really good at that stuff.
473
00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:55,617
School's hard. No one should have
474
00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:57,386
to go through it alone.
475
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,887
With an assigned bestie,
you'll have someone
476
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,155
to do homework with,
477
00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:01,390
someone to sit with at lunch.
478
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,791
Someone who knows all your thoughts,
479
00:14:02,825 --> 00:14:05,460
who can finish your sentences! (Laughs)
480
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:07,496
Here we go! What do you want to bet
481
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:10,098
Millie assigns herself as my bestie, huh?
482
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,601
Besties will be assigned
alphabetically by first name.
483
00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:14,670
Hey, Zane! You and me, bro!
484
00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:16,271
Huh. Well, who does that put together?
485
00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:18,473
Oh, Louise and Millie. What a surprise!
486
00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:19,608
See, people?
487
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:20,943
Millie's obsessed!
488
00:14:20,977 --> 00:14:21,977
It's me now.
489
00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:23,946
But tomorrow it might be you!
490
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:25,814
Or you! Probably not you,
491
00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:27,115
boy sucking on watch.
492
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:29,685
Oh, Louise, you need a bestie so bad!
493
00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,320
Aw, someone give Louise a bestie!
494
00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:32,588
She's so sad.
495
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,956
And that concludes our debate.
496
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,357
I think we know who won.
497
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,192
No questions for me? Seriously?
498
00:14:37,226 --> 00:14:38,493
Oh, didn't see you up there, Henry.
499
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:39,795
After-debate
hug-shake!
500
00:14:39,829 --> 00:14:41,296
(Groaning)
501
00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:43,498
(Shushing) You'll like being my bestie.
502
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:45,267
(Whispering): You'll have no choice!
503
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,935
So, after five rounds, we're dead even.
504
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,670
And we accidentally nailed
the board to the counter.
505
00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:50,439
That was bad. Who knew nails were so long?
506
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,840
Hmm. Sorry.
507
00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,675
But it gives me an idea for the next event.
508
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,844
Who can make a hole in
the counter first? Go!
509
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,346
Oh, we're really gonna regret this!
510
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:59,381
I'll fix it later... With my hammer!
511
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:00,682
No, you won't! You'll never
fix anything with that!
512
00:15:00,717 --> 00:15:02,618
- Yes, I will!
- I'll come back later.
513
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,052
Linda: Bye, Mort!
514
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:06,021
Hey, kid! Yeah, kid!
515
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:07,356
You, yeah! Hey, come on, vote for me!
516
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,558
Come on, help a candidate out.
517
00:15:09,592 --> 00:15:11,460
Oh, gross, she's still running.
518
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,895
Don't make eye contact, just keep walking.
519
00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,129
I saw you, Jocelyn!
520
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,230
Keep walking, keep walking.
521
00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:17,165
I'm a human being! Look at me!
522
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,533
I'll vote for you, Louise.
523
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:19,835
Thanks, Andy.
524
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:21,503
I'm Ollie! Forget it!
525
00:15:21,538 --> 00:15:23,972
Which one am I?
526
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,540
(Groans)
527
00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:26,975
I'm gonna lose.
528
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,777
Oh!
529
00:15:29,913 --> 00:15:31,313
"Follow the braid,
530
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,248
check the files,
531
00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:34,716
what you find
532
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:37,419
will make you smile."
533
00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:38,820
Maybe someone who wears braids.
534
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,355
Snoop dogg? Follow Snoop Dogg.
535
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,557
I already do.
536
00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:43,659
Mostly retweets and recipes.
537
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,761
(Louise gasps) Braids! Abby!
538
00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:47,563
But how does she figure into this?
539
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,097
Frond (Over intercom):
Attention... all students
540
00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:50,432
to the gymnasium.
541
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:51,700
Voting for Mill... president
542
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:53,702
will begin in 15 minutes.
543
00:15:53,736 --> 00:15:55,103
We've got to sneak into frond's office,
544
00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:56,205
and see what he's got on Abby.
545
00:15:56,239 --> 00:15:57,606
Okay, good luck. I have to go
546
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,074
vote for Millie, bye. No, Tina!
547
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:00,175
I need your help.
548
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,510
I need an extra pair of hands.
549
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,578
You messed up the campaign.
550
00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:03,846
You wouldn't listen to me.
551
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,080
Yes, but party loyalty?
552
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:07,249
We're both registered belchers.
553
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,051
(Sighs) I am a belcher.
554
00:16:09,085 --> 00:16:11,220
Yay, us! The farty party!
555
00:16:12,455 --> 00:16:13,722
Quick, we'll dig through his files
556
00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:15,224
until we find something!
557
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:16,525
And we'll dig through his zen garden
558
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,026
until we find enlightenment.
559
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,394
Or a clam.
560
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:20,562
Look at the size of this file.
561
00:16:20,597 --> 00:16:21,597
That's Abby's?
562
00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:22,698
No, it's yours.
563
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,765
Here's Abby's.
564
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,033
Oh, my God!
565
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,435
This changes everything!
566
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:28,537
We've got to get down
there before the vote.
567
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,305
What are you doing in my office?
568
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:31,807
What are you doing in your office?
569
00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:33,242
I came up to get a little rubber thing
570
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:35,077
for my finger to count votes with so...
571
00:16:35,111 --> 00:16:36,545
I don't have to explain myself!
572
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,713
It's my office!
573
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,147
Oh, we were just leaving.
574
00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:41,116
Get comfortable. You're not going anywhere.
575
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,918
Who-who touched my zen garden?!
576
00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:45,687
It's gonna take me all
afternoon to re-zen that thing.
577
00:16:46,653 --> 00:16:49,411
- Please let us go, Mr. Frond!
- No. Frankly, Louise,
578
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,601
your behavior lately
has been extra erratic.
579
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,669
You need some counseling.
580
00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:54,771
Gosh, Mr. Frond, you're right.
581
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,840
I think I might be on the
verge of a breakthrough.
582
00:16:56,874 --> 00:16:58,508
- Oh, good.
- Breakthrough!
583
00:16:58,543 --> 00:16:59,609
(All yelling)
584
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,711
Damn you for making me run!
585
00:17:03,381 --> 00:17:04,447
We got to wrap this up, Lin. I mean,
586
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,782
it's not great for business.
587
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,517
We totally screwed up the counter.
588
00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:08,685
And nothing's settled. If anything,
589
00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:09,953
we've raised more questions.
590
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,521
I'm gonna say we're still even.
591
00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:12,956
And there's only one thing left.
592
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,024
Knife against hammer!
593
00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:15,191
Hammer against knife!
594
00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,693
Metal against metal!
595
00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:17,727
No way. We're-we're done.
596
00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:18,795
A tie is good.
597
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,863
Yeah, Bob loves his knife.
598
00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:21,531
I'd hate to destroy it.
599
00:17:21,566 --> 00:17:23,667
My knife was made with hammers, Teddy.
600
00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:25,869
Hammering would actually
make it stronger, so...
601
00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:27,337
Whatever you want to tell yourself.
602
00:17:27,371 --> 00:17:28,905
I get to go first!
603
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,207
Five second rounds. Go!
604
00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,374
Fukinawa, go!
605
00:17:31,409 --> 00:17:32,876
Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
606
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,244
Ding! Hammer time!
607
00:17:34,278 --> 00:17:35,512
Mcleckli
608
00:17:35,546 --> 00:17:37,714
die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
609
00:17:37,748 --> 00:17:39,482
Aah! It's not getting stronger!
610
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,750
Fukinawa!
611
00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:42,586
Teddy, you can stop! It's dead.
612
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,020
We got a winner!
613
00:17:44,055 --> 00:17:45,255
Let me see that thing.
614
00:17:45,289 --> 00:17:48,558
God, I really want a McLecklin.
615
00:17:48,593 --> 00:17:50,360
Ah, good, we're not too late.
616
00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:51,828
Everyone, before you vote,
617
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,496
I have something to say to Millie!
618
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,532
And I want you all to hear it!
619
00:17:55,566 --> 00:17:57,567
Just give up, Louise! I have.
620
00:17:57,602 --> 00:17:59,269
I just want to say to Millie
621
00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:01,338
early congratulations, and you know what?
622
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,106
I think being a bestie will be fun.
623
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:05,108
Wha-what have you done with Louise?
624
00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:07,177
Oh, by the way, I won't be your bestie.
625
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,079
I'll be Abby's.
- Sorry?
626
00:18:09,113 --> 00:18:11,548
Oh, you didn't know?
Abby's real name is Mabel.
627
00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:13,783
"Mabel" comes between
"Louise" and "Millie."
628
00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:15,752
Your alphabetical rule.
629
00:18:15,786 --> 00:18:17,621
Wait a minute... Abby is Mabel?
630
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:18,855
Abby's actually a nickname for Mabel, but
631
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,956
no one knows that, so I guess...
632
00:18:19,991 --> 00:18:21,558
I'm not talking to you, Abby!
633
00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:23,026
Oh, okay. Mabel, you still into braiding?
634
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,028
Want to take a whack at this mop?
635
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,796
Do you like French braids or a fishtail?
636
00:18:26,831 --> 00:18:29,366
Hey, you're my bestie, you decide!
637
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,535
Yeah, well, whatever, we still
might end up being besties.
638
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:32,569
Except we won't. I'll be Abby's.
639
00:18:32,603 --> 00:18:34,437
I mean Mabel's. Whatever.
640
00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:37,073
Whatever. But hey, we can
talk later. Let's vote.
641
00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:38,975
Yeah, let's vote. But
let's talk now for a minute.
642
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,744
Because we will be besties, Louise!
643
00:18:40,778 --> 00:18:43,046
Yeah. But no. Look, it's your rule.
644
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,282
Well, when I'm president, I'll
change the stupid rule, okay?
645
00:18:45,316 --> 00:18:47,050
The new rule will make us besties!
646
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,718
And if it doesn't, I'll change it again!
647
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,487
And I'll change it again!
Because you will be my bestie!
648
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:54,090
And if I have to get rid of
Abby or Mabel or whoever, I will!
649
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,927
Careful, that's a five-strand braid.
650
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,495
Took me all morning!
651
00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:00,597
Millie!
652
00:19:00,631 --> 00:19:02,766
And... scene! Um...
653
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,301
If elected, I'll-I'll
start an improv club.
654
00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:05,735
Let's do one more. Okay.
655
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,504
Someone throw out a-an, uh, occupation...
656
00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:09,839
And an animal?
657
00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:11,474
I heard fireman?
658
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:13,443
And pig?
659
00:19:13,477 --> 00:19:14,611
Did somebody say pig?
660
00:19:14,645 --> 00:19:15,912
I think Millie just lost.
661
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,414
Impossible... the only losers
662
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,416
in improv are the audience.
663
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,850
Wait, do we still like her?
664
00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,319
We don't, right? She's gross, right?
665
00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:24,421
Millie is disqualified for attacking Abby.
666
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,789
Louise, you were second in the poll.
667
00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:26,957
You're going to be president!
668
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,325
Whew, head rush!
669
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:31,027
I'm already a little drunk with power!
670
00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:33,830
Louise is disqualified for
breaking into my office.
671
00:19:33,865 --> 00:19:35,098
Oh. So we're out of candidates.
672
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,666
No president this year.
673
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:37,801
Uh... (Clears his throat)
674
00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:39,336
Oh, wait, Henry Haber.
675
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:40,770
Congratulations, Henry Haber.
676
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,107
Hi. Uh, today my vote really counted.
677
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,043
In my country, before
the coup, I was president.
678
00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:49,613
You are so freaking lucky, Henry Haber!
679
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,680
(Laughs) Luck.
680
00:19:50,715 --> 00:19:51,848
Is that what you want to call it?
681
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,216
Uh, yeah.
682
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:54,951
I guess I was just lucky when I figured out
683
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,987
that to get rid of Jimmy Jr.,
684
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,222
I had to lure Millie into the race.
685
00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:01,791
And I guess I was just lucky when I knew
686
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,327
that she would pull you
in on the Jimmy Jr. side,
687
00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:06,296
and that you would tank his campaign.
688
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,998
How could you know that?
689
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,300
A chinchilla named princess
little piddles told me.
690
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,468
What?
691
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,536
My younger brother Hogarth
692
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:14,204
saw the whole thing.
693
00:20:14,238 --> 00:20:15,839
That name didn't have a chance
694
00:20:15,873 --> 00:20:17,407
till you went overboard dumping on it
695
00:20:17,441 --> 00:20:18,975
because it was Millie's idea.
696
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,645
And all the kids felt bad for her.
697
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,547
Millie makes you completely irrational.
698
00:20:23,581 --> 00:20:24,748
I'm not irrational.
699
00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:27,350
She just drives me totally insane!
700
00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:29,019
Then I had to take care of Millie.
701
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,887
So I got you to run.
702
00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:33,223
Then I helped you take her down in a way
703
00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:34,858
that also took you down.
704
00:20:34,892 --> 00:20:35,926
We were pawns?
705
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,827
I believe you mean "prawns".
706
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,329
You can't be that smart.
707
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,363
Chess I can.
708
00:20:40,398 --> 00:20:41,998
Wow. Brains and brawn...
709
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,334
Is what I would say if
you had the brawn part.
710
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,503
How can you play with
people's lives like that?
711
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,572
Who the hell do you think
you are, Henry Haber?
712
00:20:48,606 --> 00:20:50,173
You're gonna be an amazing president.
713
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,875
I was an amazing president.
714
00:20:51,909 --> 00:20:53,843
What happened? Mmm... coup.
715
00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:56,846
♪ doctors have come ♪
716
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,716
♪ From distant cities ♪
717
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:03,453
♪ Just to see me ♪
718
00:21:03,487 --> 00:21:05,956
♪ Stand over my bed ♪
719
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:08,558
♪ Is believing ♪
720
00:21:08,593 --> 00:21:10,794
♪ What they're seeing ♪
721
00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:14,564
♪ They say I must be
one of the wonders ♪
722
00:21:14,599 --> 00:21:19,269
♪ Of God's own creation ♪
723
00:21:19,303 --> 00:21:22,706
♪ And as far as they
can see they can offer ♪
724
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,108
♪ No explanation. ♪