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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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I want to
give a big Chuck Charles thanks
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to all you little
people for coming down
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to this year's Wharf
It Down Food Festival,
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which, for so many years,
has been a strange,
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slightly sad event,
where artisans try to sell
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specialty foods. But...
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not this year,
thanks to me, Chuck Charles,
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and our 1st Annual
Best Burger Contest!
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Now,
we've met our contestants,
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we've explained the rules
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of this really,
truly, simple event.
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But the only thing
we haven't done
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is start the clock.
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Here we go...
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All right, Bob.
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Let's do it, let's win!
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Win! Win! Win!
Lin, please,
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Let's go!
take it down a notch, okay?
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Or five?
Kids, come on,
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cheer for your father.
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Cheer! Cheer! Cheer!
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Lin, stop. Cheer.
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Dad, big smile, big energy!
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That's it, doll.
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Hey, you're sweating
too much already, buddy.
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Pace yourself.
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Go, Mom and Dad!
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I mean, stay there and cook,
don't go anywhere.
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Sorry if I'm being confusing.
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Okay, come on.
Go! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook!
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Let's check in with our contestants.
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Skip Marooch!
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Uh, am I saying that right?
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Yes, Skip.
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Great! So, you're from Pakistan,
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you've got
a successful restaurant,
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you're on a book tour.
Guy, what can't you do?
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Complain...
everything is going so well.
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This guy.
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So, what are you making today?
I already love you.
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Well, today, I will be making a
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pomegranate and green
chili chutney burger
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with my grandmother's
special spice blend.
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Yum and yum.
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She always told me,
"Put spice on everything."
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She also said, "I hate Mondays,"
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but she never got
credit for that.
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I would love to meet her.
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Ah, too late.
Oh.
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Sheesh.
I know we're here for Bob,
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but it's hard to root
against that guy.
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He is likeable.
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Shush!
I can't hear them cooking.
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Skip Marooch... I can't believe
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we're competing
against that guy.
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He has a book; I read it.
I mean, I mostly read it.
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I looked at all the pictures.
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Uh,
why did I think this was a good idea?
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You know what?
I'm signing up.
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We're doing it!
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Do it! We're doing it!
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This feels good!
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Do it!
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Quiet!
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I don't know what
kind of "doing it"
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you're talking about,
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but you're too loud!
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I really hate contests.
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This is why we made a
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"no signing up for
things while drunk" rule.
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Wha...?
Gene never would've taken ballet.
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Look at Skip over there.
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I-I don't think we can win this.
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It's-it's like I'm Rocky
and he's Apollo Creed.
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That's good! Rocky always won.
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Rocky lost in
the first movie, Lin.
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Oh... But he walked
up all those stairs.
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That's not fair.
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And...
let's get a few words with
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Bob "The Slob" Belcher.
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Hi. That's not my nickname.
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Well, it is now,
everyone heard it.
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Bob and I have a bit
of a history, folks.
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I graciously allowed him
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onto my morning talk show,
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and in turn, he got me fired!
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I didn't get you fired.
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Linda did. Hi, Chuck.
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So, what stupid burger
are you making, Bob?
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Okay, well, it's not stupid;
It's smart.
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I call it the Bet It All
on Black Garlic Burger.
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It's made with... Stupid name.
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What? Stupid name.
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It's not...
Oh, my God.
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I-It's made with black garlic.
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Uh... it's a fermented garlic;
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It comes from Korea.
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Don't blame Korea for
your stupid burger, Bob.
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Not fair to them or burgers.
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I-I'm not blaming them...
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The Stupid Black Garlic Burger.
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Put it up on the screen.
Oh, my God.
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Eh, we made it up.
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Look, we're on the screen.
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Chuck hates us. No...
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It's okay, I hate him, too.
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God, this was a bad idea.
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No... It's fun. It's fun...
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Over here,
we have the Prince of Pizza
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trying to become
the Chancellor of Cheeseburgers...
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Jimmy Pesto.
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Thank you, Chuck.
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Uh, Jimmy Pesto's is known for
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our family-friendly atmosphere,
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festive drink specials
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and Italian-flavored foods.
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All right... A-A-And after
I win this contest today,
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we're also gonna
be known for our
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Oregano Burger!
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All... right!
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And what's in that?
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Just a ton of oregano.
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The Big O!
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Don't say "Big O." What...?
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A... all right,
I won't say anything, then, ever.
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Sounds horrible.
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I guess it's just
us and Skip here.
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All right,
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time to break out
the black garlic.
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Lin? You got it!
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It's not in here. Wait. What?
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Not in the cooler. It's empty.
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Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
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Oh, crap.
Oh, crap, crap, crap. Crap!
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Gene, can you go to the kitchen
and grab the black garlic?
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On it!
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What color is it?
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It's black, Gene. Yup.
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Wait. What's black? The garlic.
On the counter.
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In the kitchen? Where I am?
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Are you?! I think so.
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Well, then, yes, on the counter.
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Okay. I feel really
good about this, Dad.
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I feel great about it.
Way to go, everybody.
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Gene!
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Dad?! What are we doing?
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I asked Gene to get the black
garlic from the kitchen...
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the single most important
ingredient in my recipe...
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and we're looking
at an empty cooler!
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- Okay, don't freak out.
- Hi. Hi, everyone.
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Hi. Hi. Hello.
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I'm not freaking out!
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He's fine.
He's... he's silly.
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Just put something
else on the burger.
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What about a...
Oh, a-a granola bar burger!
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Half a granola bar burger.
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Yeah, yeah, let-let's do that.
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That's a great idea.
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Great!
I'll start chopping it up.
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Ha, ha, ha! Oh, it's old.
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Oh, that's okay.
That's fine. We can make it.
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Linda.
Oh, my God, I wasn't serious.
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Look at the screen.
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It says "Stupid
Black Garlic Burger".
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I'm pretty sure
we can't beat Skip Marooch
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if we don't have black garlic
on our black garlic burger!
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Okay! Geez.
Kids! Kids, come here!
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The answer is yes,
you look terrified.
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Is that the question? Listen!
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Gene, what did you do
with the black garlic?
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It's not in the cooler!
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Calm down, Dad.
What is black garlic?
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Ugh! I need you guys to
go back to the restaurant,
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get the black garlic
and bring it back here
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as fast as you possibly can!
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No problem.
It's on my way, anyway, bro.
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No, no!
Tina, Louise, go with your brother.
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- And hurry! The clock is ticking.
- Hmm.
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Let's talk more about this clock
that's ticking. Tick, tick.
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What do want, Louise? Louise?!
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
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We never have to work again.
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You can have
the day off tomorrow.
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Deal! Great. Here.
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Aah! Don't throw things!
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We don't throw things!
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We don't catch them, either.
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We're not in the circus,
Dad. Yeah!
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Just go!
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Hey, Belcher boppers!
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Mickey!
Wait, you drive a pedi-cab?
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I thought you worked
at Wonder Wharf.
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Oh, I just started driving this
during festivals and weekends.
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Make a lot of money hauling
around lazies and drunks.
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We are both. Give us a ride!
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Hey, you kids don't want a ride
from toothpick legs over here.
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Check out these
pedal monsters, huh?
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Wow.
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It looks like a bunch of snakes
inside a leather armchair.
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Yup. Back off, Manny.
This is my fare.
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Oh, yeah?
Well this is my turf, rookie. Here.
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Hey! My first turf war!
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Whoa! Oh, hold on, let me...
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Okay, well, I-I think we'll
go old-school pedestrian.
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See you guys!
Good luck with your turf war.
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Thanks! Whoa!
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So, Bob, you look sweaty.
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Think you have what it takes
to beat the competition?
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I personally doubt it.
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I'm not sweating.
Oh, I am. Okay.
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I, uh, I was just prepping.
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Normal, everything's fine.
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We've got all our ingredients, Chuck.
All of 'em.
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Unnecessary information,
totally boring.
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I'm gonna go ahead
and talk to Skip.
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There he is, guy!
Tell us more
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about your grandmother's
secret spice blend.
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All right, well,
there is saffron in it.
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Oh, no, I told you the secret!
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I have to kill you now!
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Die, die, die!
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Warm, charming,
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and funny,
strong hands, to boot!
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That's why he's got a book
and Bob doesn't. Oh.
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Ah, there you are,
my stinky princess!
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We're getting you out of here!
Come with us!
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Hey, there's
my back-scratching spatula!
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What are you doing
in the kitchen?
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Aah! Gene, you're crushing it!
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What? Oh, no! My shirt!
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Aah! You just cost
Dad the competition!
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Forget Dad.
You just cost us our day off!
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Maybe it's still good!
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I'll scrape it off
with my back scratcher.
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Ooh, it works on your front,
too. Mm.
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What's so hard to understand about,
"I saw the black garlic,
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"but then I saw
my spatula back scratcher,
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"and when I reached for it,
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your black garlic got
smeared all over my belly"?
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Oh, my God.
Gene, put Tina on the phone.
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She's pretty big. It'd be
easier to put the phone on Tina.
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Gene!
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This is Tina.
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Tina, listen to me.
Go to your mom's bra drawer
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and find the cash
she thinks is secret.
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There's no money in there!
There's no money.
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Take $20 and go to
that specialty food market on Third.
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Uh, Fig Jam.
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Uh... aren't there any
other places we could go?
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It's the only place in
town that has black garlic.
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Hurry.
We're down to 12 minutes here.
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Dad hung up on me, but it's
okay because I know he loves me,
253
00:07:50,271 --> 00:07:53,008
and he says we have
to go to Fig Jam.
254
00:07:53,009 --> 00:07:55,279
Fig Jam? Fig Jam.
255
00:07:56,616 --> 00:07:58,217
We'll take this
dark chocolate bar
256
00:07:58,218 --> 00:08:00,188
with bacon and red pepper flakes,
please.
257
00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:02,092
Okay, that'll be $13.
258
00:08:02,093 --> 00:08:03,594
What?!
259
00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:05,097
No, we're just getting one,
260
00:08:05,098 --> 00:08:07,434
so this should cover it.
Here you go.
261
00:08:07,435 --> 00:08:10,339
Mm. You know, I think you three
may be in the wrong store.
262
00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:12,110
Perhaps you'd be more
comfortable shopping
263
00:08:12,111 --> 00:08:14,079
at the gum ball machine
at the gas station.
264
00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,181
Are you kicking us out?
265
00:08:15,182 --> 00:08:17,152
No. I am strongly suggesting
266
00:08:17,153 --> 00:08:18,655
that you take
your business elsewhere,
267
00:08:18,656 --> 00:08:20,257
what little of it you have.
268
00:08:20,258 --> 00:08:21,559
Hmm. All right.
269
00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,530
But when a rich john
sets me up in style,
270
00:08:23,531 --> 00:08:25,333
I'm coming back.
271
00:08:25,334 --> 00:08:26,970
And you better hope you
don't work on commission.
272
00:08:26,971 --> 00:08:28,272
Yeah, where'd you import
this chocolate from
273
00:08:28,273 --> 00:08:30,142
anyway, your butt?
274
00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,946
No. Yeah, and where'd you import
275
00:08:31,947 --> 00:08:34,483
these sea salt caramel crisps from,
your butt? Oh, Belgium.
276
00:08:34,484 --> 00:08:35,584
That's it. You're banned.
277
00:08:35,585 --> 00:08:37,622
We ban you.
Get out of the store!
278
00:08:37,623 --> 00:08:39,124
I will not get out of my store! You...
get out!
279
00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:40,962
You are banned! You're banned!
280
00:08:40,963 --> 00:08:42,164
You're banned!
You're banned! You're banned!
281
00:08:42,165 --> 00:08:43,933
You're banned! You're banned!
282
00:08:43,934 --> 00:08:45,235
We have to try, guys.
283
00:08:45,236 --> 00:08:47,039
If we don't get
this black garlic,
284
00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,009
Dad is going to lose,
and our family will be dishonored.
285
00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:51,413
It's not like we've got a whole
bunch of honor to spare, is it?
286
00:08:51,414 --> 00:08:53,918
No. No. Let's go!
287
00:08:53,919 --> 00:08:55,420
CHUCK Oh, wow, Skip Marooch
288
00:08:55,421 --> 00:08:57,024
is cooking up something special.
289
00:08:57,025 --> 00:08:58,460
It smells good,
and he looks good doing it.
290
00:08:58,461 --> 00:08:59,929
Scratch that. He looks great.
291
00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,298
Thank you! Moving on.
292
00:09:01,299 --> 00:09:02,968
Let's see how Jimmy
Pesto's doing.
293
00:09:02,969 --> 00:09:04,437
Done! Ding! Ooh, what?
294
00:09:04,438 --> 00:09:06,207
Wow, Jimmy has plated his
burgers with ten minutes left.
295
00:09:07,978 --> 00:09:09,413
Course,
those burgers may get cold
296
00:09:09,414 --> 00:09:10,949
before the judges
have a chance to...
297
00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,418
Ah! Da-da-da.
298
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:13,954
Oh, okay,
brought a little heat lamp with him.
299
00:09:13,955 --> 00:09:15,323
Yeah. Heat lamp adds
a little flavor.
300
00:09:15,324 --> 00:09:16,693
And it keeps my lizard warm!
301
00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:18,629
Would you?! Come on!
Let's check in on Bob,
302
00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:20,165
because we kind of have to.
303
00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,635
Lots of chopping.
304
00:09:21,636 --> 00:09:23,204
His bald spot's getting
bigger and shinier.
305
00:09:23,205 --> 00:09:24,540
Hair probably falling
out all over his food.
306
00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:26,376
What a disgusting creature.
307
00:09:26,377 --> 00:09:28,480
I'm catching all the hair before
it even comes close to the food.
308
00:09:28,481 --> 00:09:30,183
God, it is coming out.
309
00:09:30,184 --> 00:09:32,691
Your wife is a lucky woman, Bob.
Thank you!
310
00:09:32,692 --> 00:09:35,797
Maybe he won't recognize us.
Banned!
311
00:09:35,798 --> 00:09:37,801
Whoa, hey, come on.
Let's not do this again.
312
00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:40,171
Let's start fresh.
What'd you say your name was?
313
00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,641
I didn't.
It's none of your business.
314
00:09:41,642 --> 00:09:43,077
Hey, don't look at my nametag.
315
00:09:43,078 --> 00:09:44,279
It's Ray. I saw it.
316
00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,448
Aw, Ray, I love that.
317
00:09:45,449 --> 00:09:46,517
Ray of sunshine.
318
00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:47,819
Ray of hope.
319
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,455
We need some emergency
black garlic;
320
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,724
It's a black garlic emergency.
321
00:09:50,725 --> 00:09:53,529
Oh... a black garlic emergency.
322
00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:54,797
Yeah, so...
323
00:09:54,798 --> 00:09:56,768
Well, in that case... No!
324
00:09:56,769 --> 00:09:58,504
A "no" is just
a "yes" upside-down.
325
00:09:58,505 --> 00:09:59,573
Get out. We'll pay double.
326
00:09:59,574 --> 00:10:01,042
Really? Yes.
327
00:10:01,043 --> 00:10:02,511
All right, $16. Aw, that's the
328
00:10:02,512 --> 00:10:04,182
ray of greed I remember.
Gene, where's the cash?
329
00:10:04,183 --> 00:10:06,051
We got to go.
Come on, we got to go.
330
00:10:06,052 --> 00:10:07,520
A cool older kid
with a skateboard
331
00:10:07,521 --> 00:10:08,756
asked me for a dollar.
332
00:10:08,757 --> 00:10:10,626
So, I gave him the $20
333
00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:12,630
and he's skating right
back with the change.
334
00:10:12,631 --> 00:10:14,300
Ugh! Gene, you fool.
335
00:10:14,301 --> 00:10:15,402
He's not coming back.
336
00:10:15,403 --> 00:10:16,804
Never trust a boy
with a skateboard.
337
00:10:16,805 --> 00:10:18,207
They're too fast.
338
00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:20,077
Hey, Ray, friend, uh, new plan:
339
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,346
I'm gonna give you Gene,
340
00:10:21,347 --> 00:10:22,314
and then I'll take...
341
00:10:22,315 --> 00:10:23,549
Out now. Banned.
342
00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,685
Banned!
343
00:10:24,686 --> 00:10:25,753
Psst. Psst. Time for Operation
344
00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:26,822
Black Garlic Down Freedom.
345
00:10:26,823 --> 00:10:28,325
What's that?
346
00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:30,529
Hey!
347
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,601
We'll come back
and pay for it later!
348
00:10:33,602 --> 00:10:35,371
Thanks for
all your help, Ray!
349
00:10:35,372 --> 00:10:36,740
Get back here!
350
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,318
Mickey! Hey, kids!
351
00:10:43,319 --> 00:10:44,520
Hey. Hi, Ron.
352
00:10:44,521 --> 00:10:46,358
Hey, move over, buddy.
353
00:10:46,359 --> 00:10:48,494
Aw, sorry, gang, I'm kind of
in the middle of a fair here.
354
00:10:48,495 --> 00:10:49,863
I was going to the library.
355
00:10:49,864 --> 00:10:51,700
Taking a pedi-cab there
is my weekly splurge.
356
00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:53,503
But we stole something.
357
00:10:53,504 --> 00:10:55,374
Oh, why didn't you say so?
Where to?
358
00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:56,609
Take us to the food festival
359
00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:57,578
and step on it!
360
00:10:59,782 --> 00:11:01,718
Stop! Ho, ho, ho there, cowboy.
361
00:11:01,719 --> 00:11:04,089
I will give you 20 bucks if
you catch up to that pedi-cab.
362
00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:06,661
Wait, what? You mean that
spaghetti-legged fare thief?
363
00:11:06,662 --> 00:11:08,230
Uh... yes.
364
00:11:08,231 --> 00:11:10,100
Oh. Oh, baby.
365
00:11:10,101 --> 00:11:12,271
Mickey,
you are going down. Okay.
366
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,374
Let's get 'em! Whoa!
367
00:11:17,113 --> 00:11:18,516
Let me hold the black garlic.
368
00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:20,285
I want to apologize for
murdering its brother.
369
00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:22,155
No, Gene.
I don't think that's a good idea.
370
00:11:22,156 --> 00:11:23,892
Yeah, we're trying to
get a day off here.
371
00:11:23,893 --> 00:11:25,561
Wait, why can't I hold
the black garlic?
372
00:11:25,562 --> 00:11:27,432
It's just that you always...
I don't want
373
00:11:27,433 --> 00:11:29,635
to say "screw everything
up," but maybe Louise does?
374
00:11:29,636 --> 00:11:31,639
You screw everything up!
Wait, me?
375
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,812
This Gene Belcher?
It's just sometimes you lose focus.
376
00:11:34,813 --> 00:11:36,815
Your name is a verb
in this family, Gene.
377
00:11:36,816 --> 00:11:38,618
We call it "Gene-ing out."
378
00:11:38,619 --> 00:11:41,690
I thought that meant taking off
your shorts after a good meal.
379
00:11:41,691 --> 00:11:44,328
No. I was Gene-ing out
at work the other day.
380
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,530
I'm Gene-ing out right now.
381
00:11:45,531 --> 00:11:47,334
Mickey, no! Mickey, hey!
382
00:11:47,335 --> 00:11:49,672
You're taking us to the
food festival as fast you can!
383
00:11:49,673 --> 00:11:52,844
Oh, right, right, right, right,
right, right, right.
384
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,783
Oh, my God. I'm a verb.
I'm a bad verb.
385
00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:58,186
You're a berb. I'm a berb!
386
00:11:58,187 --> 00:12:00,792
Eight minutes left
until burger judgment day!
387
00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:03,196
The kids should've been back by now.
We're screwed.
388
00:12:03,197 --> 00:12:04,766
Bob, you said you were Rocky.
389
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,303
Come on. Start acting like Rocky.
Scream "Adrian."
390
00:12:07,304 --> 00:12:09,408
I-I don't want to scream
"Adrian." Scream "Adrian"!
391
00:12:09,409 --> 00:12:11,611
Linda, that analogy
doesn't work anymore.
392
00:12:11,612 --> 00:12:14,650
Rocky's son didn't leave
Rocky's boxing gloves at home.
393
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,420
Yeah. Rocky's son, huh?
394
00:12:16,421 --> 00:12:18,590
Hmm. Well, maybe...
Eh, forget it.
395
00:12:18,591 --> 00:12:20,861
No, what?
Wh-What were you gonna say?
396
00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:23,433
I'm just saying,
you picked our least responsible kid
397
00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:24,935
to do the most important thing.
398
00:12:24,936 --> 00:12:27,206
Maybe you kind of
expected him to screw up.
399
00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:30,411
That is ridiculous, Lin.
Well...
400
00:12:30,412 --> 00:12:31,647
forgetting
the black garlic sort of
401
00:12:31,648 --> 00:12:32,882
lets you off
the hook for losing.
402
00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:34,218
Like it's not your fault.
403
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:35,521
All of a sudden, you got
404
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,357
a built-in excuse for
not being the best.
405
00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:38,760
That is crazy. That's...
406
00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:40,597
maybe right? Oh, my God.
407
00:12:40,598 --> 00:12:43,335
Oh, it's the kids! "Got garlic.
Broke law.
408
00:12:43,336 --> 00:12:46,273
You fix later. On our way.
'Smiley face.'"
409
00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:48,811
Aw, smiley face! Oh, my God.
They got it.
410
00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:51,249
They're coming.
We're gonna have everything we need.
411
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,885
No more excuses. No.
412
00:12:52,886 --> 00:12:56,625
I'm terrified. So I was ri...
413
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:58,229
Linda, you were right.
414
00:12:58,230 --> 00:12:59,731
Yes! Right! Me!
415
00:12:59,732 --> 00:13:02,336
Aw, you don't have to say that.
416
00:13:02,337 --> 00:13:03,738
It's Ray, and he's either
417
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:04,874
getting bigger or closer.
418
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,744
Uh-oh,
he's got Manny driving him.
419
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,647
Don't worry, I'll slow him down.
420
00:13:09,617 --> 00:13:11,452
Oh, that was overdue.
Why did I do that?
421
00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:13,623
Eh, they're throwing
stuff at us.
422
00:13:13,624 --> 00:13:15,593
Ah, no throwsies, man!
423
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:16,795
Yeah! No throwsies.
424
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,632
We got to get this to dad.
425
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,869
Go. Go. Get him. Faster.
426
00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:23,407
Faster. I am going!
427
00:13:23,408 --> 00:13:25,845
I just want you kids to know,
I will fight.
428
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,283
I will fight Manny or Ray,
429
00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:29,852
but I-I prefer to fight Ray,
actually,
430
00:13:29,853 --> 00:13:30,921
'cause he's smaller.
431
00:13:30,922 --> 00:13:32,390
Nice. Thanks, Ron.
432
00:13:32,391 --> 00:13:34,627
Ah, no problem.
There's the contest!
433
00:13:34,628 --> 00:13:35,763
Mickey,
pedal harder.
434
00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:37,432
Mow these people down!
435
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:38,434
Oh, no, a train!
436
00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:40,003
Beat it, Mickey! Beat it.
437
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,482
Ah, damn it!
438
00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:47,517
No...!
439
00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:50,256
Sorry, kids.
440
00:13:50,257 --> 00:13:51,391
You're gonna have
to run from here.
441
00:13:51,392 --> 00:13:52,927
You guys stay here and block.
442
00:13:52,928 --> 00:13:54,563
I'll cut through the crowd
like a fart through butter.
443
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:55,565
Let me take the garlic.
444
00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:56,834
I need this.
445
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,670
This is my redemption song.
446
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,240
Bob Marley, give me strength!
447
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:02,745
This is a food festival, Gene.
448
00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:04,715
It's a distraction
minefield for you.
449
00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:06,652
Yeah, Gene.
Stay here and help me block Ray.
450
00:14:06,653 --> 00:14:07,887
It'll be a block party.
451
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,790
Okay. Hey, look,
that cloud looks like
452
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:11,628
a dinosaur on a thing.
453
00:14:11,629 --> 00:14:13,497
Where? Huh?
454
00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:15,401
Aah! I can't believe it!
455
00:14:15,402 --> 00:14:16,803
Gene made us Gene out!
456
00:14:16,804 --> 00:14:18,006
Oh, yeah, I see it.
457
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,764
Okay, Gene.
Get this black garlic to dad.
458
00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:26,100
Don't lose focus.
459
00:14:26,101 --> 00:14:28,504
Ooh, muffins.
No, don't lose focus!
460
00:14:30,543 --> 00:14:32,044
Hi. I'm Ron.
461
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,747
I'm blocking you.
Where are those kids?
462
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,016
Oh, you mean us?
463
00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:37,053
Meet your new cankles, Ray. Hi.
464
00:14:37,054 --> 00:14:38,623
Where's the black garlic?
465
00:14:38,624 --> 00:14:40,192
You'll never get it.
It's too far away,
466
00:14:40,193 --> 00:14:41,862
and as we've already said,
you're cankled.
467
00:14:41,863 --> 00:14:43,198
Don't you cankle me!
468
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,667
These are good.
469
00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,570
These are gonna be good.
Linda, be my eyes.
470
00:14:46,571 --> 00:14:48,540
You see the kids out there?
No, I don't.
471
00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:49,809
What do they look like?
472
00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:51,112
Oh, God. I'm panicking.
I'm panicking.
473
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:55,019
Free cupcake-flavored ice cream,
474
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,221
served on a waffle!
475
00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:58,058
You're killing me!
476
00:14:58,059 --> 00:14:59,627
Pizza tacos.
477
00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:00,796
Pizza tacos?
478
00:15:00,797 --> 00:15:02,132
Ten for one dollar.
479
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:03,668
Don't you tell me
"ten for one dollar."
480
00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:07,141
Robot cake,
481
00:15:07,142 --> 00:15:09,145
release your hold on me!
482
00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:12,016
So, uh,
you work at Fig Jam, huh?
483
00:15:12,017 --> 00:15:13,686
I-I-I heard you
had great fig jam.
484
00:15:13,687 --> 00:15:15,523
Oh, yes, it's delicious.
485
00:15:15,524 --> 00:15:18,261
And you'll never know,
because you're banned!
486
00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:19,897
Aw. Hey, wait a minute.
487
00:15:19,898 --> 00:15:21,934
Is anyone even watching
Fig Jam right now?
488
00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:23,770
Ray, people are
probably looting it.
489
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:26,308
A bunch of hippies
stuffing truffled cheese
490
00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:27,845
in their banjo cases.
491
00:15:27,846 --> 00:15:29,881
Hello?
492
00:15:29,882 --> 00:15:31,652
Hello...?
493
00:15:31,653 --> 00:15:33,254
I'm just gonna leave
money on the counter.
494
00:15:33,255 --> 00:15:34,657
Love your store.
495
00:15:34,658 --> 00:15:36,995
Oh, my God. Fig Jam! Fig Jam!
496
00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:39,532
That was some mean
pedi-cabbing out there, rookie.
497
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:42,237
You got the legs of a mouse
but the heart of a lion.
498
00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:44,108
My uncle's got
the heart of a lion.
499
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,577
He got it in Thailand.
500
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,812
Thailand, huh? Yeah.
501
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,215
They got nice ties in Thailand?
502
00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:49,884
I love you, Manny.
503
00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:52,556
I'm almost there.
504
00:15:52,557 --> 00:15:55,061
Hot Fudge Car Wash.
505
00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:59,001
Hot Fudge Car Wash?!
506
00:15:59,002 --> 00:16:02,541
No...!
507
00:16:04,578 --> 00:16:06,248
Oh, it's Gene. Bob, it's Gene.
508
00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:07,984
Dad...! Gene!
509
00:16:07,985 --> 00:16:10,021
I-I'm sorry I screwed up today!
510
00:16:10,022 --> 00:16:11,557
I...
511
00:16:11,558 --> 00:16:13,093
I'm sorry I screw
up all the time!
512
00:16:13,094 --> 00:16:14,963
No, Gene, you didn't screw up.
513
00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:16,566
I screwed up by trusting you.
514
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:18,169
Wait, that came out wrong.
515
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,907
I'm confused,
are you trying to make me feel better?
516
00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:22,276
Yes, I am.
517
00:16:22,277 --> 00:16:24,246
Before I give you
the black garlic,
518
00:16:24,247 --> 00:16:26,851
I just want to say
one more thing.
519
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,320
There's only 45 seconds left,
Gene, so...
520
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,091
I've always admired you.
521
00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:31,860
Just give me the garlic, Gene!
522
00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:32,829
We'll talk later!
523
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,064
Okay. Thank you.
524
00:16:34,065 --> 00:16:35,133
Sorry I snapped.
525
00:16:35,134 --> 00:16:36,368
Come on, Bobby.
526
00:16:36,369 --> 00:16:38,138
You got your gloves,
now time to beat Apollo.
527
00:16:38,139 --> 00:16:39,842
Adrian...!
528
00:16:39,843 --> 00:16:41,144
No, not like that. Say it right.
529
00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:43,013
What?! I'm saying it right.
530
00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:44,817
Adri... I don't have time, Lin.
531
00:16:44,818 --> 00:16:46,320
Ten seconds left.
Some cooks look like
532
00:16:46,321 --> 00:16:47,922
they might not make it.
I'm talking about Bob.
533
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,692
Ten. Nine. Eight.
534
00:16:49,693 --> 00:16:51,195
Seven.
535
00:16:51,196 --> 00:16:52,931
I got everything ready.
Here we go.
536
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:54,067
Six. Five.
537
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:55,636
Four.
538
00:16:55,637 --> 00:16:58,609
Three.
539
00:16:58,610 --> 00:16:59,811
Two.
540
00:17:01,948 --> 00:17:03,116
One.
541
00:17:04,721 --> 00:17:06,389
Time's up.
Hand off your meat, chefs.
542
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:07,858
We finished!
543
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,594
We finished the burgers!
544
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,165
Hooray for Bob.
He managed to somehow do
545
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,867
what he does
every day for a living.
546
00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:13,969
What a champion.
547
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,238
That's my Bobby!
548
00:17:15,239 --> 00:17:16,307
Chefs.
549
00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:17,776
Pre...
550
00:17:17,777 --> 00:17:19,145
sent your burgers to the judges.
551
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,748
Looks like the judges
552
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,752
are tasting Jimmy
Pesto's burger first.
553
00:17:22,753 --> 00:17:24,756
Let's see how he...
oh, oh, they are spitting it out.
554
00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:26,659
Oh, it's cool.
555
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:29,798
Hey, two-for-one pizza night
Wednesdays, karaoke Tuesdays,
556
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,367
trivia Thursdays. We never card.
557
00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:32,636
Come on down!
558
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:33,672
Thank you, Jimmy.
559
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:34,874
Spitting it out... bad sign.
560
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,076
You can probably go.
561
00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,912
Ah... come on, Trev.
562
00:17:37,913 --> 00:17:39,916
Hey, I'm sorry I was
so hard on you.
563
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,219
Things got a little heated.
564
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,921
And not just 'cause
of your heat lamp.
565
00:17:42,922 --> 00:17:44,257
Ah... you said "hard."
566
00:17:44,258 --> 00:17:46,127
I did. Up top.
567
00:17:46,128 --> 00:17:48,030
All right, now they're
tasting Bob's idiot burger.
568
00:17:48,031 --> 00:17:49,266
Get ready for another spit-out.
569
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:51,804
This is...
570
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,008
fantastic.
571
00:17:54,009 --> 00:17:55,410
The meat is seasoned perfectly,
572
00:17:55,411 --> 00:17:59,084
and this black garlic is...
Oh! Oh...
573
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:02,890
This has exquisite mouth feel.
574
00:18:02,891 --> 00:18:04,394
Bobby, they loved it!
575
00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:05,830
That one's creepy,
but he loved it.
576
00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:07,766
Oh, my God. Did we just win?
577
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,002
I mean, they still haven't
had Skip's burger, but...
578
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,104
And now the last,
579
00:18:10,105 --> 00:18:11,673
but most likely the best,
580
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,976
from the Cinnamon Stallion,
Skip Marooch.
581
00:18:12,977 --> 00:18:14,679
This is...
582
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,981
amazing.
583
00:18:15,982 --> 00:18:19,388
This chutney is absolutely,
mmm, oh...
584
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,693
Exceptional mouth feel.
585
00:18:22,694 --> 00:18:24,864
Hmm. It might be a little closer
586
00:18:24,865 --> 00:18:27,068
than I thought. Okay. Okay, Bob.
587
00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:29,004
You got a "fantastic"
and an "ooh,"
588
00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:31,075
but he got an "amazing"
and a really weird moan.
589
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,711
And he liked both
your mouth feels.
590
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,148
I'd say it's a tight race.
591
00:18:34,149 --> 00:18:35,817
And now
the judges will deliberate.
592
00:18:35,818 --> 00:18:36,952
Cue deliberating music, please.
593
00:18:36,953 --> 00:18:38,288
You know what? I did my best,
594
00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:39,691
I held my own with Skip,
595
00:18:39,692 --> 00:18:41,260
and no matter what happens, Lin,
596
00:18:41,261 --> 00:18:42,796
- I feel pretty good.
- And the winner is
597
00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:44,199
Skip Marooch!
598
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,169
Oh, my God, I feel bad. Oh-oh.
599
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,705
Ah, damn it! Piece of garbage!
600
00:18:47,706 --> 00:18:49,275
How could we lose?!
Are you kidding me?!
601
00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:50,877
Okay. Okay.
602
00:18:50,878 --> 00:18:53,816
Ah, it's shaped like a burger!
I get it!
603
00:18:53,817 --> 00:18:55,085
I'm so excited!
604
00:18:55,086 --> 00:18:56,922
Skip Marooch, handsomest chef.
605
00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:58,324
What about me?
606
00:18:58,325 --> 00:18:59,693
Great emcee.
607
00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:00,929
Gonna go have
608
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:03,166
a plate of shrimp,
a 20-ounce beer
609
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,369
and a massage,
610
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:06,372
from my friend,
Hank the masseuse...
611
00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:07,340
Oh, my God.
612
00:19:07,341 --> 00:19:09,010
Sorry you lost, Dad.
613
00:19:09,011 --> 00:19:10,747
Maybe if I'd gotten you
the black garlic sooner,
614
00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:12,049
you would have won.
615
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,886
No, no.
We made the best burger we could,
616
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,087
but we lost, and that's okay.
617
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,858
I don't need an excuse.
618
00:19:16,859 --> 00:19:19,262
I guess Skip was just more
charismatic and likeable, Dad.
619
00:19:19,263 --> 00:19:20,331
That's right.
620
00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:21,466
No! I don't need an excuse.
621
00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:23,035
Either way, I'm sorry.
622
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,338
Listen, Gene.
623
00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:25,974
You may get distracted
from time to time,
624
00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:28,078
but I love you
and I love who you are.
625
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,482
And what matters
most is... Gene?
626
00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:32,085
Gene, are you listening?!
627
00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,087
I am. I am. I love you.
628
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,122
I love you, too.
629
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,794
But what are those people doing
waiting in front of the restaurant?
630
00:19:36,795 --> 00:19:39,298
Hmm. People don't wait
for our restaurant.
631
00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:40,500
Maybe they all need
to use the bathroom.
632
00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:42,203
Hey, get out of here!
633
00:19:42,204 --> 00:19:44,307
Go pee in the bushes
like normal people.
634
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,876
Are you guys open?
635
00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:47,179
We want to try
that black garlic burger.
636
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:49,283
Can I have a black
garlic burger, too?
637
00:19:49,284 --> 00:19:51,645
Skip?
What the hell? Yeah.
638
00:19:51,646 --> 00:19:53,380
You want to try my burger?
639
00:19:53,381 --> 00:19:55,983
Yeah, I smelt it,
and now I want you to dealt it.
640
00:19:55,984 --> 00:19:57,551
Into my mouth.
641
00:19:57,552 --> 00:19:59,420
Come on in.
W-We just need a few minutes
642
00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:00,721
to get the grill going.
643
00:20:00,722 --> 00:20:02,689
Gene, you want to
go start the grill?
644
00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:05,492
Nope. My day off starts now.
And I will be spending the next
645
00:20:05,493 --> 00:20:08,896
24 hours at the Hot Fudge Car Wash.
Bye-bye.
646
00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:10,497
Oh. Gene!
647
00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:11,999
Yeah? Did you just say
"Hot Fudge Car Wash"?
648
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,867
I did. My day off starts now, too.
Bye-bye.
649
00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:15,669
Whoa, whoa, wait.
We have customers.
650
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:18,405
Sorry, Dad. I have to go
see a car wash about a fudge.
651
00:20:18,406 --> 00:20:20,841
Get Mommy a to-go bucket.
652
00:20:20,842 --> 00:20:22,676
♪ Hot Fudge Car Wash ♪
653
00:20:24,779 --> 00:20:26,647
♪ Hot Fudge Car Wash ♪
654
00:20:26,648 --> 00:20:29,817
♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot fudge ♪
655
00:20:29,818 --> 00:20:34,195
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656
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,724
♪ Mmm ♪
657
00:20:37,725 --> 00:20:39,893
♪ Hot Fudge Car Wash ♪
658
00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:43,530
♪ Hot Fudge Car Wash ♪
659
00:20:43,531 --> 00:20:46,100
♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot fudge ♪
660
00:20:46,101 --> 00:20:47,768
♪ Hot Fudge Car Wash ♪
661
00:20:47,769 --> 00:20:49,837
♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot fudge ♪
662
00:20:49,838 --> 00:20:51,839
♪ Hot Fudge Car Wash ♪
663
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,874
♪ Ooh... hot fudge! ♪
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