[ Chattering ]
[ Owls hoot ]
[ Blink! ]
[ Swords scrape ]
[ Screeches ]
Adventure Time
come on, grab your friends
we're going to a very distant land
with Finn and Jake
and Marceline and Princess Bubblegum
it's Adventure Time
mm-hmm. [ Device crackling ]
Mm-hmm.
6 and 19...
One vampire -- pbht!
Two vampire -- pbht!
Jake, check me out --
I'm a self-sufficient Mountain man.
[ Chomping ]
No!
Don't put that biz in your mouth, man!
They could be booby-trapped or poisoned or --
whoa, chill, Jake.
These pearls were dropped by the moon.
Her main power is accelerated healing.
It'll be like fighting a cutting board.
Hmm...
Okay.
Anyways, we should try to find her before --
no!
I'm gonna get you! Come on!
See, Marcy?
Isn't vampire hunting better with friends?
Yeah, I guess. I'm just glad Simon is okay.
Anyway...
I don't care how easy this vamp supposed to be.
We should hole up somewhere before the sun goes down --
it's down. Great.
Yep, let's get going.
[ Device beeping ]
My vampire thingy is indicating
high levels of vampire junk in...
This direction.
Come on!
[ Panting ]
[ Gasps ]
Aah!
Ha ha!
Stop, please!
Don't be such a nerd, crunchy.
Hunting is the most royal of sports!
The people expect it of their princess-king.
I don't think that's tr-- ow!
Ahhh!
[ Clicks teeth ] After him, haydancy!
Come on, crunchy, it's dark. Let me tie you up.
[ Creature growling ]
Aha!
Good growling, crunchy.
[ Growling continues ]
All right, that's a bit much.
[ Roars ]
Whoa, girl! Oof! Ugh! [ Neighs ]
[ Snarls ]
[ Screams ]
Oh, no -- stop!
Shush up!
Huh?
Oh!
[ Whimpering ]
[ Creature snorting ]
It's -- it's okay. Animals can't climb trees.
That's what separates us from them.
Ha! Dumb, lowly animals.
[ Both gasp ]
No! No, no, no, no, no!
[ Both screaming ]
Marceline -- where is she?
Oh, boy! I-I wish I knew!
No love lost there, am I right?
Tell me everything.
Okay, okay! I grew up poor -- dirt poor.
The other kids called me lil' bubbles
because we couldn't afford a bathtub.
Sure, I try to act the way wealthy peeps are suppos--
shut up!
Tell me where to find Marceline!
Yeah, sure!
Well, she hangs out with that Princess Bubblegum.
You know her?
Well, she has a nice little cabin by the, uh...
I'll draw you a map!
Crunchy, do you have a pen? Tell me you have a pen.
Oh! Uh [Grunts]
Oh, this darn zipper...
Oh, brother.
[ Knock on door ]
[ Snarls ]
[ Clang! ]
May I come in?
Aah! Ah ha ha!
You're one of those old fashioned revenants, aren't you?
You can't come in unless I invite you in!
[ Laughs mockingly ]
What do you think would even happen
if you just walked in here, huh?
You're so dumb, you sad old relic.
How 'bout some garlic?
[ Sizzling ]
Hmm.
You dumb vampire!
[ Sniffs ]
Ah.
Wait! Don't go that way!
Oh! Look!
I'm out of the house!
Come back! Come back!
Back, back, back, back!
He's not coming back.
[ Phone chimes ]
[ Cellphone rings ]
Yo, guys?
Pep says we got an incoming vamp.
What?!
Is it "the moon"? Doubt it.
She's more of a hide-and-seek type.
So what's the plan for this chump?
Given that he can see in the dark probably
and could come from anywhere at any time
[ voice breaking ] And suck the flesh off our bones!
They could ambush us like right n--
[ growling ] [ Screams ]
Ahh!
I feel refreshed!
Are y'all hunting wabbits?
[ Whistling ]
Finn: Man!
I can't believe they just... Left me here.
All unarmed and tethered like this.
Boy, my neck sure is hot.
This baby needs to get some air.
Let's do it.
[ Screaming ]
[ Hisses ]
[ Grunts ]
Back off!
[ Gasps ]
What are you gonna turn into next,
a puppy, a baby goose?!
I'm a -- pbht! Vampire! Pbht!
Ah!
Princess Bubblegum: Hierophant!
Pbht.
Green light.
[ Gun clicks ] Ugh!
Geez, aren't you cold up here?
Don't people wear coats anymore?
I've got a propo-- oof!
[ Hisses ]
Princess Bubblegum: Oh! Surprise.
Vampire: Marceline, wait!
Marceline!
Jake, gather up all the stakes you can find.
On it!
Hey, Finn, catch!
Yes!
Toots! Where'd he go?
Finn, heads up!
Try this! [ Grunts ]
Finn, I'm helping!
How about this? [ Screams ]
Use one of these stakes! Lsp, stop!
Finn, I got one!
Oof!
What?! Finn!
[ Grunts ]
[ Scratching ]
[ Gasps ]
What is with
all this tacky plastic rubbish?!
We'll never let you get to her!
[ Yells ] Oh!
[ Growls ]
You dunderheads!
I can't even deal with all this modern nonsense!
The rest of you, beat it!
My blood, man!
I love my blood.
[ Chimes ]
[ Screams ]
[ Groans ]
[ Hisses ]
[ Grunts ]
Get in me!
[ Doink! ] Ohh!
May I come in?
Nope.
[ Snarls ]
Grr!
"Grr"?
Let me in!
Not gonna happen, man! Eek!
What sort of creature are you?
Uh, I'm a magic dog with magic blood!
I've got gallons and gallons of warm red teenage blood,
and you can't have it! Pbht!
Eh, yeah?
Yeah!
Open up a murder-hole, buddy!
Oh!
[ Buzzing ]
Marceline, listen to me.
You will never defeat the vampire king.
You can't even defeat me in your current state.
All right, what do you want?
The truth is, I hate the king as much as you do.
He's a total dink.
I came looking for you because I want to team up.
Then you started tempting me with boy blood
and hurling spiky purple gobs at me.
Here's the dope -- you need me.
Yeah, okay, girl, you got this.
I don't know how it finally happened,
but he must have let you beat him.
Am I right?
Ugh!
All right, say we do work together.
You need to give up drinking blood.
I'm a vampire!
Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.
And you can drink red just as easy.
Hmm.
No hurting poor, scared, blood-filled animals.
Well, then, I suppose I have no choice.
I'm just going to waste you... [ Gasps ]
...and eat that kid,
because that's what an old-school vampire does!
[ Crying ] I don't want to play anymore!
[ Gasps ] No! I wasn't invited!
No!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Geez. What happened?
Dude was too old fashioned for his own good.
He just couldn't get with the times.
Y'all see that? I killed a vampire.
Aah, great! My plan worked!
Ugh. I don't feel so hot.
[ Groans ]
[ Snarling ]
Bye-bye!
[ Groans ]
Marceline!
[ Whimpering ]
Oh, no.
Uh, guys, I'm not feeling that great eith--
[ retches ]
Ugh!
[ Smacks lips ]